Sabotage the attempts for lulz

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 02:21

Originally Posted by Ryko

Skirk took my Dr Cox, Sera and crew took my naked man, and Ivve said char tried to take my youmad.

Fuck.
Y'all.

Preach it, every reaction image I post gets taken by faggots like Antithesis. Dude doesn't even use them in the correct situations either, bastardization is worse than just thievery.

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:22

Originally Posted by Kiarax

Preach it, every reaction image I post gets taken by faggots like Antithesis. Dude doesn't even use them in the correct situations either, bastardization is worse than just thievery.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...smilingcat.jpg

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 02:23

Well I walked into that one. I will forgive you as you used it correctly.

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 02:24

That and you're not a faggot.

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:24

I was contemplating using jimgaffigan.jpg instead, but decided to go for the classics.

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 02:27

Originally Posted by Skirkle

I was contemplating using jimgaffigan.jpg instead, but decided to go for the classics.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...smilingcat.jpg

AkashiXI · 2009-06-19 02:28

Just censor your cock and you're golden. Play it like today's David and put something like a leaf in front. If she gives you a smirk, take it off. If she doesn't, yell "DAMN YOU DARWINISM!!"

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:28

Originally Posted by Kiarax

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...smilingcat.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...e/gaffigan.jpg

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 02:30

SEE WHAT I MEAN FUCK I AM NEVER GIVING YOU GUYS ANY MORE PICTURES

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:31

Honestly though this face game thing is one of my favorite running gags in Spam.

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:31

Also don't tell me that picture's out of context, that's bullshit.

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-19 02:33

It was not.

AkashiXI · 2009-06-19 02:33

That picture's out of context

**Conrad** · 2009-06-19 02:34

Originally Posted by AkashiXI

That picture's out of context

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...kle/xzibit.jpg

AkashiXI · 2009-06-19 02:36

Originally Posted by Skirkle

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...kle/xzibit.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2..._did_there.jpg

**Howard Roark** · 2009-06-19 02:38

Originally Posted by Ivve

that's how spam works, ryko. apparently everyone attributes my pics to kiara, sera, or unknown so i feel you on this one

yeah I missed it and assumed it was before my join date so I didn't nother with OMG CUD SUM1 POST DEM LOL

also I kept getting the chest owners mixed up, Izzy/Ivve in your case and Ashira vs someone else I forget, Alleya? or both?

I did however see a cute pic of Nickie before she incredibly nicely asked that it be removed and not shown again -- god she is nice lol

**Howard Roark** · 2009-06-19 02:40

any meme's I'm not 100% on I don't touch 'em, just enjoy 'em as best I can -- I really hate to see a poorly done youmad though, cuz goddammit that's an easy one

**_chuchu** · 2009-06-19 02:41

Originally Posted by Chuyu

http://www.imagebeast.net/images/y85...vdj6t4jzzt.png

s'aright, hoes in general just caught wind of triforce on dollar bill I posted already. nigga ain't mad, just sayin'

**Dimmauk** · 2009-06-19 10:38

Originally Posted by Chuyu

s'aright, hoes in general just caught wind of triforce on dollar bill I posted already. nigga ain't mad, just sayin'

Why you posting Spiders?

**Linktri** · 2009-06-19 12:22

The trick here is to consistently disturb/offend her throughout the entire evening.

1. When she arrives, make sure that you are either nude or in something that reveals your butt in a grotesque fashion. If you have a hairy ass, all the better. With your ass facing the door, do some kind of squat exercise with your butt in the air. When she comes calling, shout "COME IN, DUDE!" and hijinks shall ensue. When she freaks out, tell her that you thought it was a buddy coming over to drop off a movie. If she asks what movie, act as though you are lying (stammer, stutter, search for an answer) and then come up with something lame like "40 First Dates".

2. For dinner, tell her that you know an awesome Scottish restaurant. Proceed to take her to McDonald's.

3. While you are eating, sneeze. It should be a loud and thunderous event. It should also involve a very large masticated portion of food being shot out of your mouth at high velocities in her general direction. Apologize profusely. For added affect, spill your drink into her lap. Offer to lick it up.

4. Ensure that you do not ask any questions about her. Keep it all about you.

5. Hint at the fact that you once had or still have V.D. Pick one and roll with it.

6. When you get up to leave McDonald's, visibly dig into your asscrack for an extended period of time.

7. Make sure that she is dressed in semi-formal attire for the evening and take her to the shittiest hole-in-the-wall redneck bar you can find. KKK presence a plus. (If you are black, it is understandable to skip this step. Choose an alternate seedy location. Perhaps a gay fetish bar?)

8. Loudly address her as your "ol' lady" and jokingly offer her to any takers for gangbangs.

9. Take her dancing at a trendy club after she demands that you leave the redneck bar. Apologize profusely for the poor choices in the evening's entertainment.

10. Dance very inappropriately. Fall over. Step on her feet. Tell her that you invented a new dance and kick her square in the ass.

11. When you arrive back at your place, say this, "Hey. That was a lot of fun. Let's skip the goodnight kiss and get upstairs so you can job my knob. You like anal?"

12. Mission accomplished.

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