To Stubble is Noble, To Moustache is Divine

[Ryko]

my facial hair is still only starting to come in.

[Ivve]

i like facial hair, i just don't like mustaches. tons of women don't. this is the old spice argument all over again. nothing makes us hotter than getting close to the dude who resembles and smells like the creepy uncle that touched you as a kid

[Sera]

Ya basically that's the thing: my grandfather has always had a mustache and goatee, so I like clean shaven dudes because any facial hair reminds me of my grandfather. Not for the same reason Ivve listed, but it IS rather creepy to date a guy who reminds you of your grandad.

[_chuchu]

any woman reminds me of... all women

I went babyface twice before and it always feels so fucking awkward to go back to pre-6th grade. I been going Mouthpiece + Chinstrap for yearsssssss.

[Arvin]

ive thought about leaving the stache but the feeling is just terrible. ive kept the chinstrap for like a few months and its getting really old. i need a new style but i cant figure it out. what would you do if you have semi longish hair ('surfer' length hair)?

[Sera]

clearly the facial hair in your avatar is the correct answer

[Ryko]

what would you do if you have semi longish hair ('surfer' length hair)?

Surf, idiot.

[Kaisha]

A stache for me solely works based on how well a given person's hair goes with it. If they don't work together, then bleh.

[Howard Roark]

A stache for me solely works based on how well a given person's hair goes with it. If they don't work together, then bleh.

this, a timid moustache is a disgusting thing, and I agree with most of you, most dudes can't pull it off

I once saw the perfect moustahce, a gay bartender, I'm telling you this thing was immaculate -- his is part of the reason I shaved mine off, not for any concerns of being associated with the "gay" moustache, but because mine was unruly and kinda not as densely bristled as I would have hoped for to attain some neatness


On Cleanshaveness:

the chicks that want exact clean-shaven, every day -- sorry ladies, I got sensitive skin and you're gonna have to put up with some stubble or else I'm gonna have some not-so-attractive red bumps or something (I actually forget what my skin does because I simply refuse to shave every day, or any 2 days in a row)

but hey, I'm fair-haired enough that I can skip a day or 2, but dark enough where I look good in stubble, a light beard or yes: the Almighty Moustache




and @ dimm, if I grew a badass beard, rather than the uneven kind that prevents anything more than a light beard, I totally would

[_chuchu]

I have thought about getting thigh ticklers

[Howard Roark]

thigh is all good, it's that pink button man, that thing's got a hood for a reason

[Woozie]

Goatee or ->

And it has to be the right kind of goatee. Not just any old goatee.

Actually, to be honest, the only reason I keep the light goatee is because I'm scared to try out anything new. I know if I shave completely, my 22 year old face will look 16.

My sideburns are finally starting to grow in, but instead of growing in nice like my brothers' did, it's growing in big random hairy patches that make me look like I'm mutating into some other species. When I shave it off, another patch grows back somewhere else.

[Howard Roark]

I'm 29 and I swear my facial hair is still gradually getting darker, denser, and more complete in its coverage Q_Q



haven't rocked a goatee since I was 20, beard, moustache or stubble only imo


clean shaven is too much work and last for only a few hours, f thaaaaaat

[Shiroikage]

Beards are godtier. I'd lose the moustache any day, but I know if I lost my beard I would become retarded because I would have nothing to scratch to stimulate thinking.

And it's stubble or full-on facial hair for me because otherwise I'd have to shave twice a day.

[Howard Roark]

the problem that I ultimately come to when going full on beard is that it isn't full or dense -- not patchy in the worst way but just thin at the end of what alone would be killer lambchops, but I never rock lambchops, that's that's all kinds of crazy

I had a hippie beard when I was vegetarian a year and growing all my hair (had dreads for 6 months) and was trying to be less concerned with my looks -- this doesn't work for white dudes with dreads if you want to keep them neat, as our hair is typically not "kinky" enough to stay dreaded without weekly sessions of beeswax

[Conrad]

Shiro is like Samson except with a beard.

[Howard Roark]

who says Samson didn't have a beard?



and who says Samson isn't Shiro

[Shiroikage]

I might only be able to be one biblical figure at a time.

[Conrad]

Well you can pick between Samson and Jesus I guess, although being the latter means you have to make guest appearances on pieces of toast and peanut butter lids.

[Shiroikage]

Well, I do like toast and peanut butter.