Why does waking up hurt so much?

[Ryko]

Gawd

[Dimmauk]

Cause you are old and fat. Lose some weight and exercise and you will feel better. If you are talking about hurting emotionally, then just kill yourself now.

[aers]

it does?

[Ryko]

Nah it cant be that, I think I just slept too much.

[Ryko]

And my nose was so severely clogged when I woke up that it felt like I popped a tab when I blew it.

[Conrad]

This morning I had a dream in which I was trying to figure out if T.Rexes chewed or swallowed their prey. I was checking wikipedia in my dream when my alarm went off, so I decided to go back to sleep to see what the real answer was. After that though I had a "reality bubble" where my conscious mind started arguing with my dream that I could just wake up and go on wikipedia instead of trying to figure it out while asleep, but my dream argued back that I knew it somewhere and if I just searched my subconscious, I would find the answer.

[Ryko]

I had this dream that the person who moved into sera's place was an old man who owned a shark, a tiger, and a t-rex. They were all passive but the t-rex somehow got thrown downstairs to the yard, the fall made him rage and he decided to eat the downstairs neighbor's dog. We rushed downstairs to try to get the person downstairs to let the dog in but they kept making up excuses for why htye couldnt do it, so I ran back up stairs. Upon trying to go to the fire escape to see what the deal was, the t-rex sort of just looked up and gave me a "yeah bitch, try it" look. (Which was why I asked if t-rexes could jump) Upon giving me this look I went back downstairs and said "yeah I think I found out what actions piss the t-rex off"

...

"Anything"

Which I found incredibly witty and woke up laughing.

That's right, I laughed at my own dream joke.

[Dimmauk]

Nah it cant be that, I think I just slept too much.

Oh ok. Then good morning.

[Ryko]

I think I'll pick up some groceries and do laundry.

Time to turn this life around...

Tomorrow.

Actually I should shower and go to the post office.

[Ryko]

... I'll wait till noon.

[Ohaigaiz]

maybe it's because it pains you to live another day as yourself

[tyven]

I think I'll pick up some groceries and do laundry.

Time to turn this life around...

Tomorrow.

Actually I should shower and go to the post office.

this is how i live my life

[Conrad]

I think I'll pick up some groceries and do laundry.

Time to turn this life around...

Tomorrow.

Actually I should shower and go to the post office.

You're not thinking of fucking a pterodactyl are you? They have a 10' wing span minimum.

[Ryko]

It's been a half hour since I said I was gonna go, 15 minutes since the time I said I was gonna go.

This isn't going well.

[Ryko]

You're not thinking of fucking a pterodactyl are you? They have a 10' wing span minimum.

Then you have to go to target and that always sucks cuz you go in for one thing, then you see the frames...

[Ryko]

'Cause New York's gone to shit since the apocalypse hit.
Me and my brother are the only people here legit.
Damn bitch suck a dick stay away from this shit!
I'm 'bout to wipe out the crime rate any minute, c'mon!

[Dimmauk]

It's been a half hour since I said I was gonna go, 15 minutes since the time I said I was gonna go.

This isn't going well.

You cant fight instinct. Its in your genes to be lazy and late for everything. Darwin would be proud of you.

[Ryko]

I'm actually one of the most pinpoint punctual people you'd ever meet. If I need to be somewhere on the hour, I'm rolling in at 58:30-59:20

[Dimmauk]

I'm actually one of the most pinpoint punctual people you'd ever meet. If I need to be somewhere on the hour, I'm rolling in at 58:30-59:20

I'm glad you are tearing down those Stereotypes. I'm going to go eat a taco now.

[Ryko]

I was considering a mexican chicken platter myself.