Static electricity shocked me when I sat down into my chair
Now I understand why they retired Old Sparky.
Static electricity shocked me when I sat down into my chair
Now I understand why they retired Old Sparky.
I fapped a little hard and it's kinda sore. Now I know what John Bobbit felt like.
My buddy turned friendly fire on in COD4. Now I know what Harry Whittington felt like.
I sat under a tree and felt pretty good. Now I know what the Buddha went through.
A bird flew into one of the windows at my 50th floor office. Now I know how 9/11 victims felt.
My buddy passed me a note at the staff meeting that said "Please kill me now." I feel like I understand what Dr. Kevorkian goes through now.
I think I found a meme I approve of
What hath the internets wrought?
This is actually pretty funny.
Twitter is for teenagers with ADD so they can't get there point across in 140 characters.
Best find of the day.
Awesome.
I missed lunch today, now I know how those kids in africa feel.
Today, I swatted a fly. Now I know what it's like to be the President.
lol I only say this because on CNN apparently PETA is speaking out about Obama swatting a fly.
Yeah I saw that this morning lol, a definite head scratcher.
Haha, PETA is officially trying too hard.
*edit*
This dude is mad, and so is PETA.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36...itchplease.jpg
thebuckmaster: @petehoekstra
Darn kids wouldn't get off my lawn today. Now I understand how the Native Americans felt.
Got sack-tapped today. Now I understand what childbirth is like.