Man attacked for bologna sandwich

[Dimmauk]

Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich
AP

Thu Jun 18, 9:13 pm ET

OKLAHOMA CITY – A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.



Now we know where Mizango went.

[Cheerios]

Bologna and Reuben sandwiches are the worst.

[BRP]

Why isn't this in general? This is too serious for spam

[Dimmauk]

Why isn't this in general? This is too serious for spam

It was a toss up.

[Chicomagiko]

What kind of sandwich is worth 76 cents?

[Charismatic]

A shitty bologna sandwich

[Charismatic]

apparently

[Cheerios]

If he's spreading mayonnaise on it at a bus stop, he probably prepared most of it at home. I don't know what kind of sandwiches you make at home that'd cost much more than 76 cents in ingredients, bologna or not.

[Charismatic]

The worth of a sandwich is more than the cost of the ingredients you dolt.

[Chicomagiko]

Maybe it was a Sandwich +1

[Dimmauk]

If he's spreading mayonnaise on it at a bus stop, he probably prepared most of it at home. I don't know what kind of sandwiches you make at home that'd cost much more than 76 cents in ingredients, bologna or not.

When you make a sandwich with love in it, it increases the value of the sandwich. Also, if an actual sandwich artist makes the sandwich, that will double the cost.

[Pikarya]

Times hard living in the reshession nikka.

[Cheerios]

The worth of a sandwich is more than the cost of the ingredients you dolt.

The story says value, not worth!

[Charismatic]

The story says value, not worth!

hurr

[Dimmauk]

The story says value, not worth!

I guess the cops just pro-rated the ingredients and labor to make the sandwich. The Bologna market has been hurting recently due to the swine flu hysteria. So the price of a package of bologna increased. Say a pack is $3.50 for a pack of 12 slices. According to my calculator, one slice of bologna is .2999999 cents. Double that, cause one slice of bologna isnt even a sandwich, and that is 60 cents right there. Add cheese and a couple slices of bread and you are easily at 75 cents. And that is before labor used to create the sandwich.

[Cheerios]

I guess we could play the calculator game! Hurray for Wisconsin prices.

32 slices of meat for $3.25, 1 loaf of white bread for 70 cents, 1 pound of cheese for $1.80, 32 ounces of mayo for $3

20 slices, 3.5 cents per slice, 2 slices totalling 7 cents
2 slices of meat at 10.15625 cents each, 20.3125 cents
1 slice of cheese (1/2 ounce) at 5.625 cents
1 tablespoon of mayonnaise for 4.6875 cents

37.625 cents for a sandwich, and an even better sandwich than bologna. Nigga could've had 2. Fuck labor costs in your own kitchen.

[Dimmauk]

I guess we could play the calculator game! Hurray for Wisconsin prices.

32 slices of meat for $3.25, 1 loaf of white bread for 70 cents, 1 pound of cheese for $1.80, 32 ounces of mayo for $3

20 slices, 3.5 cents per slice, 2 slices totalling 7 cents
2 slices of meat at 10.15625 cents each, 20.3125 cents
1 slice of cheese (1/2 ounce) at 5.625 cents
1 tablespoon of mayonnaise for 4.6875 cents

37.625 cents for a sandwich, and an even better sandwich than bologna. Nigga could've had 2. Fuck labor costs in your own kitchen.

Dude those prices are ridiculous. I can understand the cheese price, but 70 cents for bread? Shit is more expensive in Mexico for christsake.

[Cheerios]

Kwik Trip has 3 loaves of white bread for $2.00, or 70 cents for 1 loaf.

[Pikarya]

Anyone that selects the cheap shit at the store should be shot. Wonderbread or get the fuck out.

[quannum]

about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Other man was simply a connoisseur of delicatessen style sandwiches. He was already holding in his rage at this clearly lower life-form about to consume bologna. The application of mayonnaise was simply the straw that broke the epicurean's back. If more people got punched in the mouth for eating bologna and/or mayonnaise, this wouldn't have been a problem in the first place. I applaud this defender of quality processed meat and bread products.