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  1. #1
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    tomorrow my parents meet my fiance for the first time

    I pity him so much ><;


    wish him luck!

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    Banned.

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    I ain't doin' shit for him.
    He's the reason you won't post tits.



    Fuck 'em.

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    And don't give me that self-respect shit. I know better.

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    Have him go in a Frank-n-furter costume.

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    Just in time for Father's Day! He's gonna steal your dad's spotlight and he's going to rage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I pity him so much ><;


    which him luck!
    You got engaged before your parents met him? Seems weird to me.

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    THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS
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    Just make sure he doesn't say labia at the dinner table.

    Like you know, 'pass the labia' or something.

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    Are you having fried chicken? Make sure he's ready for the chicken test. Always take the wing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Are you having fried chicken? Make sure he's ready for the chicken test. Always take the wing.
    Fuck that, establish authority and take the Breast.

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    You really ruin everything Dimm.

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    Yeah but his wife looks like a fun lay so it's okay.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    You got engaged before your parents met him? Seems weird to me.
    yeah, this. but then my parents only met my husband once before we got engaged, so yeah.

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    meeting parents is overrated, especially if your parents suck/are lame

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Yeah but his wife looks like a fun lay so it's okay.
    She is, so thanks.

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    Any time brah.

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    gonna save some hot babes and punch radiation in the mouth.
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    WHICH him luck

    WHICH


    WHICH

    WHICH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Just make sure he doesn't say labia at the dinner table.

    Like you know, 'pass the labia' or something.
    This is why PA was/is brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    WHICH him luck

    WHICH


    WHICH

    WHICH
    I'll Which him luck, problem is wish luck to which him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    I'll Which him luck, problem is wish luck to which him?
    ....



    http://i39.tinypic.com/2dqlgtu.jpg

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    Which what now?

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