Lizard assaulted for insulting woman's bathing suit

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Police: Lizard assaulted for insulting woman's bathing suit
Thu Jun 18, 12:16 pm ET

ROCK'N'ROLL HALL OF FAME – A Lizard in the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame said he was assaulted for his incessant "degrading" comments towards a woman's bathing suit. Police say 3-year-old Dudilous McGumbo told them he was taking a fat shit Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when a woman began staring at him.

McGumbo told police that the woman then kissed him in the mouth and grabbed her sandwich and left.

Police said McGumbo has a swollen lip and his face was covered in lipstick and mayonnaise. The police report listed the value of the insults at very expensive and stuff.

Police have not found the bitch.

[Ivve]

4/10, but only for the closing line.

[BRP]

what the fuck am I reading

[Ivve]

parody of the bologna sandwich attack

[Ivve]

and/or shittery

[Ivve]

not enough on the level of fuckery.

[Dimmauk]

Police: Lizard assaulted for insulting woman's bathing suit
Thu Jun 18, 12:16 pm ET

ROCK'N'ROLL HALL OF FAME – A Lizard in the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame said he was assaulted for his incessant "degrading" comments towards a woman's bathing suit. Police say 3-year-old Dudilous McGumbo told them he was taking a fat shit Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when a woman began staring at him.

McGumbo told police that the woman then kissed him in the mouth and grabbed her sandwich and left.

Police said McGumbo has a swollen lip and his face was covered in lipstick and mayonnaise. The police report listed the value of the insults at very expensive and stuff.

Police have not found the bitch.

Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich
AP

Thu Jun 18, 9:13 pm ET

OKLAHOMA CITY – A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.

I thought it was funny.

[Shiroikage]

I thought it was funny.

LOL

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

LOL

I think Shiro gets the joke.