So sad

***Blarg*** · 2009-06-21 05:36

I bet it's bullet proof too, should totally test that out

**Shiroikage** · 2009-06-21 05:38

I like to believe they travel by rolling.

**gamez** · 2009-06-21 05:40

Mouse snuff, that dragon is pretty comical, he'll chase your ass down the hall and climb your ankle if he sees you then he just sits there, claws hurt a little more on larger lizards like that though.

Bearded dragons, if you pet the back of their heads puff that scaly little beard way out into this huge black ball on their throat. I'd go for a chameleon or an armored though honestly, you'd have one of the more unique pets available which is a bonus.

My friends bearded sat on his shoulders a couple times, but he usually got scratched up when he was only wearing a t-shirt or hoodie.

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-21 05:41

He wanted to get two of em, but you can't tell what gender they are until they're a little older (and he wanted babies). If you get two males they'll kill each other, so he had to settle for one. Bearded dragons are fucking awesome.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-06-21 05:43

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs32/f/20...epharopsis.jpg
LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HANDS
THEY ARE SPLIT IN HALF

**Shiroikage** · 2009-06-21 05:44

When I saw him at the pet shop, he split his fucking hand in two and put it against the glass.

I should've bought that guy. We would have had crazy adventures.

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-21 05:45

I just want to punch it because it reminds me of Chameleos.

**Ryko** · 2009-06-21 05:45

http://i42.tinypic.com/21azvh4.png

**Shiroikage** · 2009-06-21 05:48

Originally Posted by Kiarax

I just want to punch it because it reminds me of Chameleos.

I found Chameleos to be pretty easy, especially once you raged him.

Check this link out:
Vet Article: Chameleon Tongue Problems

It's a vet article about chameleon tongue problems. It has all sorts of awesome stuff in it like this:

even two chameleons shooting their tongues at the same prey item that get their tongues entangled

It also has a case study of the treatment of a chameleon that accidentally lodged its tongue in its stomach.

**gamez** · 2009-06-21 05:48

Puffy:

Spoiler: show

What you'll see most of the day, you can let them roam around when you're around but they like to run and get under things.

Spoiler: show

Since I'm on youtube and doubt I'll ever go back to this old channel! >_> the neighbours over there were choreographers, was between my house and my bestfriends house so we always had stupid shit like this on the lawn.

Spoiler: show

**Shiroikage** · 2009-06-21 05:51

Man, those things look fucking awesome.

What the fuck is going on in this picture?
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...6NaoP/610x.jpg
Those tongues are fucking bonkers.

***Blarg*** · 2009-06-21 05:53

that is the penis

**gamez** · 2009-06-21 05:57

It looks like it has a straw for a tongue, I don't know!

One thing I hate about chameleons is their eyes.

On a less badass, more readily available and affordable scale, why not go for a Newt? they're extremely cheap, small, and easy to manage but you can play with it a little bit, you could test out your willingness to take care of a lizard as a pet, and if you ever choose to get a larger lizard, a newt isn't going to break the bank to afford both, plus it fits on your desk and doesn't really need a huge tank.
http://www.shortcourses.com/naturelog/newt02.jpg
Just don't feed it Zippo for Newts.

**Kiarax** · 2009-06-21 06:00

Originally Posted by gamez

Just don't feed it Zippo for Newts.

Awesome nostalgia rush is awesome.

**gamez** · 2009-06-21 06:01

Originally Posted by Kiarax

Awesome nostalgia rush is awesome.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
http://www.freelantzsolutions.com/pl...ton-756698.gif

**Shiroikage** · 2009-06-21 06:04

Ned's Newt was so good.
I've had a newt before, and considering I have no idea where I'm going for grad school, is probably a more realistic thing to buy.

**gamez** · 2009-06-21 06:09

I want a pet now, we have a dog but he's not mine nor is he staying once my stepbrother moves out but I doubt I have the focus to really handle anything high maintenance.

**gamez** · 2009-06-21 06:12

I kind of have a pet actually, it's a spider in my bathroom window, but I know one day somebody is going to clean him out of there and I'll be saddened for the loss, I've left him there and no other bugs come near =)

**gamez** · 2009-06-21 06:14

I had to hear it, it was in my head.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-06-21 06:15

I'm dragging up this 20-gallon aquarium, and I'm either going to buy a newt or two or fill it full of fish that will keep my attention.

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