Kids say the Darnedest things

[Dimmauk]

We offered to babysit a friend's 6 year old son. She had to visit a friend the hospital who had a double mastectomy. So a couple hours later she calls and says her husband surprised her at the hospital! He has been in Iraq on duty, and he surprised her there. So she asked if we could watch their son longer. We support our troops, so of course we said yes so they could go screw their brains out.

Anyways, he gets up from watching TV and goes to the bathroom. He doesn't close the door either. LOL So, look over at my wife and asked "Where is Maya?" Maya is my 2 year old(almost 3) daughter. So we walk over to the bathroom and there she is watching him pee. LOL!! She then looks at us and says "Mommy Daddy, Drake went pee!" "He made pee pee come out of his bellybutton!"

I almost fucking died laughing. Just thought I'd share that with everyone.

[Takedown3]

sparkling wiggles?

[Dimmauk]

sparkling wiggles?

http://static1.videosift.com/thumbs/...ggles_NSFW.jpg

Yeah that was bad. Whenever my daughter says Mr Crabs, it sounds like Mr.Craps.

[Brill Weave]

All we're missing now is one of the gay posters to come in and just reply with "Breeders." I think it would be fitting here lol.

[Tyche]

I'm dreading the "what's that daddy?" conversation.

[Fhqwghads]

Long story short: someone has to share their child's stupid comments because of course everyone must think what kids say is the cutist thing on the face of the planet. Sterlize the world ftw.

(In before: "I agree if it rids the world of people like you" and similiar replies.)

P.S. I'm neither gay nor a breeder, so in your face, Brill.

[Dimmauk]

All we're missing now is one of the gay posters to come in and just reply with "Breeders." I think it would be fitting here lol.

There you go.

[Tyche]

Fhq arrived faster than expected. No less of a douche either!

[Dimmauk]

I'm dreading the "what's that daddy?" conversation.

Yeah me too.

[zoobernut]

Fhq arrived faster than expected. No less of a douche either!

I had something similar typed out... decided its best to not feed the obvious troll.

Fhq we get it we really do, you hate kids, get over yourself.

[bigrougabagel]

I'm dreading the "what's that daddy?" conversation.

Maybe dont show your daughter your weiner?

Seriously tho, tell her to ask mommy.

[kuronosan]

Long story short: someone has to share their child's stupid comments because of course everyone must think what kids say is the cutist thing on the face of the planet. Sterlize the world ftw.

(In before: "I agree if it rids the world of people like you" and similiar replies.)

P.S. I'm neither gay nor a breeder, so in your face, Brill.

You're an idiot. End of discussion.

[isladar]

We've been teaching a new guy to pull Dynamis, will hilarious results. But the best is that evidently his young children watch him play, and after an epic wipe, he starts talking on vent and all you hear is his daughter screaming "WHAT DID YOU DO, DADDY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM." in the most amazingly accusative voice I've ever heard.

[Dimmauk]

We've been teaching a new guy to pull Dynamis, will hilarious results. But the best is that evidently his young children watch him play, and after an epic wipe, he starts talking on vent and all you hear is his daughter screaming "WHAT DID YOU DO, DADDY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM." in the most amazingly accusative voice I've ever heard.

Fucking LOL!

[Seraph]

We've been teaching a new guy to pull Dynamis, will hilarious results. But the best is that evidently his young children watch him play, and after an epic wipe, he starts talking on vent and all you hear is his daughter screaming "WHAT DID YOU DO, DADDY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM." in the most amazingly accusative voice I've ever heard.

If every Dynamis wipe came with that, I would join a new Dynamis shell and lose my buffer almost immediately.

[Shade]

We've been teaching a new guy to pull Dynamis, will hilarious results. But the best is that evidently his young children watch him play, and after an epic wipe, he starts talking on vent and all you hear is his daughter screaming "WHAT DID YOU DO, DADDY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM." in the most amazingly accusative voice I've ever heard.

This topic is worth it entirely for this post.

[Epical]

[Dimmauk]

I got in trouble at school once for saying "He kicked him in the Penis" during a movie a teacher was making us watch.

[EternityEnd]

Breeders.

[Takedown3]

kids say some hilarious shit, my daughter is just 2 months shy of 3 and she's just started with the majority of her sentences so i'm sure the hilarity is not far off

she's already fucking hilarious when she's not talking