Kids say the Darnedest things

[ferigor]

Kids do stuff like all the time, it's not weird. Kids be curious.

^This. If you guys are creeped out by that, then being a single dad probably wouldn't be for you. When my daughter and her mom lived in AZ she didn't have a steady male presence so it really kinda flipped her world upside down when she moved back and I got to have her on the weekends. Her mom would let her come in and out of the bathroom while she was in there, so thats what she did when she got to my house. When she realized that I was differently equipped than she was, she would do anything she could to try and catch a look. Its just natural for her to be curious about what she doesn't understand, thats how kids learn. She wants to put ointment on my butt like she is scared of the dark when I am watching TV with my girlfriend. She isn't scared of the dark, she wants to know what we're doing.

For you dads with daughters, do you ever spend time alone with them(not like baby sitting for a couple hours, but a couple days just you and her)? I never thought my sweet, innocent angel would ever have creepy questions, but I was wrong. I'm much better at handling the questions about my anatomy than I am with hers (And as a single dad, I get a lot of them. I'd much rather deal with "What's that?" than "My hole hurts"). Since your daughter hasn't seen your penis yet, I'll save you some suspense. After you answer the "What's that?" question, there are going to be more questions, and by the end, you'll wish that "What's that?" was the worst one.

[Dimmauk]

I've never seen my Dad's dick, and neither has my sister. Your posts scare me.

[Abandon]

Man, this shit is epic.

[zoobernut]

^This. If you guys are creeped out by that, then being a single dad probably wouldn't be for you. When my daughter and her mom lived in AZ she didn't have a steady male presence so it really kinda flipped her world upside down when she moved back and I got to have her on the weekends. Her mom would let her come in and out of the bathroom while she was in there, so thats what she did when she got to my house. When she realized that I was differently equipped than she was, she would do anything she could to try and catch a look. Its just natural for her to be curious about what she doesn't understand, thats how kids learn. She wants to put ointment on my butt like she is scared of the dark when I am watching TV with my girlfriend. She isn't scared of the dark, she wants to know what we're doing.

For you dads with daughters, do you ever spend time alone with them(not like baby sitting for a couple hours, but a couple days just you and her)? I never thought my sweet, innocent angel would ever have creepy questions, but I was wrong. I'm much better at handling the questions about my anatomy than I am with hers (And as a single dad, I get a lot of them. I'd much rather deal with "What's that?" than "My hole hurts"). Since your daughter hasn't seen your penis yet, I'll save you some suspense. After you answer the "What's that?" question, there are going to be more questions, and by the end, you'll wish that "What's that?" was the worst one.

In all honesty this openness was how I was raised and it is definitely outside of most peoples comfort zones because this country is full of prudes but kids are curious and it is natural behavior. Most parents just suppress it because they are unprepared and scared and that is what their own parents did.

[Absolutely Virtue]

I've never seen my Dad's dick, and neither has my sister.

It's nothing to write home about.

[Dimmauk]

It's nothing to write home about.

I agree. I'd rather email. Who fucking writes letters?

[Tyche]

I've put my oldest one in the shower with me before. I never really thought of it as being a big deal. She's never gotten curious and/or started pointing and poking.

[rezn0r]

haha

[Talus]

I watch my nephews all the time, one is 3, one is 6 months. Obviously the 6 month old doesn't speak as much as shriek and laugh. The 3 year old says some funny stuff, like every time I go over he says, "What are YOU doing here?"

He was watching TV once and eating his lunch at his little table, and I started to asking him something about the show and he says "Not now, I'm EATING!"

Before he was potty-trained, one time I asked him if he had a dirty diaper.. if you have kids or watch kids regularly you know the smell. Anyway, he says "No no no, it's just gases."

And he was right.

[lamp]

My nephews were 4 and 5 at the time, i had bought them some foam light sabers, as they were watching star wars almost everday.

So there they go, wafting around these light sabers, making the typical sword fighting noises "Yah" "Hurr" etc etc, out of no where the younger of the two(in his lispy kid accent) says: "You killed my son!". So funny, hes as dumb as a door nail too bless him.

[isladar]

I have no idea why I have kids stories when I'm never around them, but I do recall something that makes me baw-laugh to this day, which was hearing the tear-filled voice of my young cousin complaining about her sister, "Mum, Sarah hit me back!"

[Abraxas]

i was driving my niece home from the shore and it was really foggy. i pointed out to it and said, "Look at all the fog, emily". she says, "yea.... ribbit ribbit"

[Qalbert]

^lullz

[Olo401]

P.S. I'm neither gay nor a breeder, so in your face, Brill.

You're a eunych?!

[Jensken]

Another youtube vid to compliment Epical's post from previous page...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4dhoDxEK5w

[Qalbert]

You're a eunych?!

eunuch*

[tonyg]

We've been teaching a new guy to pull Dynamis, will hilarious results. But the best is that evidently his young children watch him play, and after an epic wipe, he starts talking on vent and all you hear is his daughter screaming "WHAT DID YOU DO, DADDY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM." in the most amazingly accusative voice I've ever heard.

Bit late but my clanmate has a 3 year old daughter and he teached her to say "MORE DPS MORE DPS" so when raids take a bit longer he calls his daughter. Sometimes she even throws in a "KILL IT FASTER NOOBS". It was responsible for many laughs