So... my girl wants to be celibate...

[Dimmauk]

How does the OP feel about being emasculated by his girlfriend, then emasculating himself in this forum?

[Deftscythe]

I've dated a few crazy bitches in my time and your gf is showing early signs of being one. If you're really committed and not willing to gtfo before it's too late here's my advice:

1. Agree to do it
2. Wait(length of time is up to you)
3. Sit down and talk(We tried it, I have needs, etc)
4. If she insists you remain celibate ->

Sex is an important part of any healthy relationship and don't listen to anyone who says otherwise. Good luck.

This seems the right course to me, with the caveat to step 1 being that while her making this decision by herself wasn't exactly considerate, forbidding you to masturbate is unreasonable and not something to which she should expect you to agree.

[Shinryuu]

Keep in mind sex is way more important for women than it is for men (at least that's how I analyse my own relationship, plus quite some others). However, women seem to think men value sex more than they themselves do. Therefore, this could be a test (do you value sex higher than me?) which is fine and women do it all the time (and normally you'd just show her you love her) but she made one mistake. She brought something greater than sex in (the way you look at life; pretty much your entire lifestyle). In her case, religion. You need to show her that's completely off-the-charts-retarded.

[Kerberoz]

this could be a test which is fine and women do it all the time

Not if you want her (or anyone you confide in) to ever respect you. Fuck tests.

[volcanicweather]

Man, I know it's too late now, but you could've really blown your mind by replying to her text: "Really? Phew, that was really starting to grate on me. So you mean we'll really never have to do that again? What a relief...thanks, babe."

I lol'd, but the sad thing is she might be thrilled to receive this.

Wait a couple weeks then ask her to marry you, consummate it, and have a long engagement until you are both out of school. If she tries to pull any of those cards again, you can pull the "I proposed to you so we can be together for eternity, now you're withholding sex from me?" card on her. I'm not married nor even close to it, but I have friends who are engaged and said the sex has actually increased from when they were just dating.

[kuronosan]

I still think it's something to be concerned about. I remember my girlfriend and I talked about sex and she said sometimes I'll just have to get used to masturbating if she's not in the mood. Our sex life is pretty healthy but she's never told me I can't jerk it once in a while.

Still think you're being tested, OP.

[Brill Weave]

I still stand by my statement. She's trying to test her boundaries. Pushing to see how far she can push you before you push her back. I say do not agree to this. And explain to her how unfair it is for her to make this decision without talking it over with you(at length I might add) first. If you really want to dick her off tell her you always thought a relationship was a joint effort, not a dictatorship

[Bingbong]

How in the fuck would she even know if he was or wasn't masturbating anyways? Its not like his nut sack has a cum gauge on it.

She could always attempt to:
Smell yo' dick!

link NSFW.

[Neosutra]

So has OP broken up with her yet?

My bet: Chickens out.

[Brill Weave]

He saw the pictures of Megan Fox Neo. The abstinence was over before it began lol.

[Seraph]

"It's official. My penis is now just for show."

[Dimmauk]

"It's official. My penis is now just for show."

LOL.

I asked my wife, "what would you do if I decided that we should be stop having sex?" She said, "Rape you." Then I said, "I Love You"

True Story.

[Tyche]

I haven't had sex in about 2 months

[Abandon]

LOL.

I asked my wife, "what would you do if I decided that we should be stop having sex?" She said, "Rape you." Then I said, "I Love You"

True Story.

Your wife wins.

Also Tyche, that sucks. Anything over 5 weeks and I start getting tremors.

[Seraph]

I haven't had sex in about 2 months

What happened to all that '3 times a day to induce labor' crap? >_>

[Neosutra]

LOL.

I asked my wife, "what would you do if I decided that we should be stop having sex?" She said, "Rape you." Then I said, "I Love You"

True Story.

My wife responded with "wear those little black panties around the house, with nothing else on".

I'd last about 30 seconds.

[kuronosan]

Flawless Victory.

edit:

My wife responded with "wear those little black panties around the house, with nothing else on".

I'd last about 30 seconds.

This is probably what my girlfriend would say too.

[Tyche]

Eden is about 6 weeks old now, I think. And we stopped having sex a week or two before she had her. The inducing labor thing wasn't working and she said it hurt more than anything, so we stopped. She had it induced at the hospital.

edit: gonna call my wife and get her reaction.

[Tyche]

My wife's reply:

"Well, how are we going to have another kid then...?"

fuck my life.

[Neosutra]

My wife's reply:

"Well, how are we going to have another kid then...?"

fuck my life.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa....

God I am so happy my wife doesnt want kids.