So... my girl wants to be celibate...

[Day]

My wife's reply:

"Well, how are we going to have another kid then...?"

fuck my life.

Boy that hurts.

[Abandon]

My wife's reply:

"Well, how are we going to have another kid then...?"

fuck my life.

hahahaha, that's awesome. Especially after that creepy post a while ago.

[Ragnell]

I think OP should cum in her mouth when she sleeps

[Valisk]

How does the OP feel about being emasculated by his girlfriend, then emasculating himself in this forum?

How am I being emasculated? I posted what she WANTS me to do not what I'm going to do. Nice try tho.

So has OP broken up with her yet?

My bet: Chickens out.

It's been 2 days. It's one thing to think if people don't do what you say in FFXI then they are retarded, chicken, pussy, <insert other common Neo insults>, it's a total different thing irl. I'm not going to break up with a girl I love right off the bat because "Neo from the forums told me to and I'd be a chicken if I didn't listen to him dur dur dur."

I just wanted to get people's opinions and viewpoints, I was never looking for anyone here to make the decision for me. The original question I asked was "what would you do" in this situation not "what should I do." I just wanted to get a grasp of how the general population felt about celibacy in this particular situation but not to decide for me.

[Dimmauk]

How am I being emasculated? I posted what she WANTS me to do not what I'm going to do. Nice try tho.




It's been 2 days. It's one thing to think if people don't do what you say in FFXI then they are retarded, chicken, pussy, <insert other common Neo insults>, it's a total different thing irl. I'm not going to break up with a girl I love right off the bat because "Neo from the forums told me to and I'd be a chicken if I didn't listen to him dur dur dur."

I just wanted to get people's opinions and viewpoints, I was never looking for anyone here to make the decision for me. The original question I asked was "what would you do" in this situation not "what should I do." I just wanted to get a grasp of how the general population felt about celibacy in this particular situation but not to decide for me.

We all know you are going to do it. That is why. Then you will admit you are doing it, further emasculating yourself.

[Brill Weave]

I almost feel bad for Tyche. But then the feeling passes lol. I love your wife dood.

[Ohaigaiz]

date rape drug ho ho ho

Spoiler: show

seriously what the fuck is wrong with you op this isn't 1950's

[Dimmauk]

Valisk, don't do this.
http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/cat-on-pedestal.jpg

[LogainDiabolos]

Stopped reading at page 6, but did anyone stop to think that maybe something traumatic happened to the girlfriend? Maybe she got harrassed or raped and doesnt want to tell anyone about it, but instead went to church and is trying to purify herself on her own?

I don't care what kind of preacher/father/padre speaks at a church. No one can make a severe 180 like that without some sort of experience or event to cause it. And the fact that she's asking you to stop masturbating indicates a change in her psyche about sex in general or the penis in particular.

This is just a theory but if she has gone this bat-shit insane, you might want to look for a reason why and not just how to cope with it.

[kuronosan]

How am I being emasculated? I posted what she WANTS me to do not what I'm going to do. Nice try tho.

It's been 2 days. It's one thing to think if people don't do what you say in FFXI then they are retarded, chicken, pussy, <insert other common Neo insults>, it's a total different thing irl. I'm not going to break up with a girl I love right off the bat because "Neo from the forums told me to and I'd be a chicken if I didn't listen to him dur dur dur."

I just wanted to get people's opinions and viewpoints, I was never looking for anyone here to make the decision for me. The original question I asked was "what would you do" in this situation not "what should I do." I just wanted to get a grasp of how the general population felt about celibacy in this particular situation but not to decide for me.

The fact that you had to ask a message board what to do and what they would do shows that you have no clue how to handle your relationship.

Just an FYI, tough guy, women DO want a nice, sensitive man. They also want that man to ACT like a man.

I'll leave it to you to determine how a man should act, but here's a head's up - a man doesn't let a woman take control of the relationship. A man leads the relationship and a woman takes charge so that she feels like an equal.

I'm just curious. Did you voice any objections at all to this, since you say so heartily that you won't just let her say whatever, or did you just say "Okay dear I love you so we'll do it"?

If you said the latter, be prepared for her to walk all over you.

[Tythera]

Valisk, don't do this.
http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/cat-on-pedestal.jpg

I feel bad that it took me about 15 seconds to figure out what you meant I totally agree though, if you can't sit down and talk with her about it then shit's doomed.

[Brill Weave]

Stopped reading at page 6, but did anyone stop to think that maybe something traumatic happened to the girlfriend? Maybe she got harrassed or raped and doesnt want to tell anyone about it, but instead went to church and is trying to purify herself on her own?

I don't care what kind of preacher/father/padre speaks at a church. No one can make a severe 180 like that without some sort of experience or event to cause it. And the fact that she's asking you to stop masturbating indicates a change in her psyche about sex in general or the penis in particular.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kuronosan]

Stopped reading at page 6, but did anyone stop to think that maybe something traumatic happened to the girlfriend? Maybe she got harrassed or raped and doesnt want to tell anyone about it, but instead went to church and is trying to purify herself on her own?

I don't care what kind of preacher/father/padre speaks at a church. No one can make a severe 180 like that without some sort of experience or event to cause it. And the fact that she's asking you to stop masturbating indicates a change in her psyche about sex in general or the penis in particular.

This is just a theory but if she has gone this bat-shit insane, you might want to look for a reason why and not just how to cope with it.

Plenty of people can do this. She didn't ask him to not masturbate because she was raped and she'll have bad memories. She doesn't want him to masturbate because she wants him to refrain from sexual activity because masturbation is a "sin". She's trying to control him.

Quit fucking making excuses for her. If she had something that traumatic happen to her, she'd be more likely to withdraw completely and less likely to go purify herself in the waters of lake Minnetonka and make her boyfriend do the same.

[Valisk]

The fact that you had to ask a message board what to do and what they would do shows that you have no clue how to handle your relationship.

learn2read motherfucker. I asked what would you do in this situation not what I should do. I already had my mind made up with what I was going to do before I posted this and it's the same as after I read all this. Just wanted to hear different opinions, get a few laughs from the responses, etc. I'd never let the internet, much less the people on BG make up my mind for me. GTFO.

[kuronosan]

Big talker. Why did you ask what someone else would do if you already acted?

Pussy-whipped asshole.

See? I can call people names too.

[Dimmauk]

Stopped reading at page 6, but did anyone stop to think that maybe something traumatic happened to the girlfriend? Maybe she got harrassed or raped and doesnt want to tell anyone about it, but instead went to church and is trying to purify herself on her own?

I don't care what kind of preacher/father/padre speaks at a church. No one can make a severe 180 like that without some sort of experience or event to cause it. And the fact that she's asking you to stop masturbating indicates a change in her psyche about sex in general or the penis in particular.

This is just a theory but if she has gone this bat-shit insane, you might want to look for a reason why and not just how to cope with it.

http://rlv.zcache.com/cockblock_tshi...18qw9s_400.jpg

[Valisk]

Big talker. Why did you ask what someone else would do if you already acted?

Pussy-whipped asshole.

See? I can call people names too.

"Don't troll me bro!"

[kuronosan]

Yes. You've clearly trolled me. I feel so whooshed, I think I'll go demand my girlfriend tell me we can't have sex anymore, then I'll make a decision about it, and come to a message board and ask for advice.

Tch.

[Takedown3]

wow asked u to stop the fap

fuck that bitch in the pooper one last time then hit the club nigga

[volcanicweather]

What did you decide to do Valisk? Care to share?