You think you're a bad person...

**Absolutely Virtue** · 2009-06-23 10:28

And trust me, you are. You're fucking terrifying.

But you're not the guy who just walked into my office, the guy who has only worked here two weeks, the guy who is in his fifties but wants to go to happy hour with the 20-something summer interns, the guy who told me that I looked "hip" on the day I had to tuck my shirt in to welcome him to the office, the guy who, on his first Friday here, wore acid washed jeans, a denim shirt with a bowtie, and a fucking denim jacket.

That fucking guy just walked into my office and he says to me, he says:

"Man, I had the commute from hell last night. I was on the train behind the one that crashed, and I didn't get home until 8:47pm!"

Six dead, scores injured, worst accident in Metro history, fucking carnage everywhere, and you're raging because you missed "How I Met Your Mother."

Dude sits three doors down from me. I'm shopping for lightning rods on the eBay. I don't even believe in god, and I'm still scared of the smiting.

**tyven** · 2009-06-23 10:32

serves him right for living in north east

**tyven** · 2009-06-23 10:32

also acid wash jeans are CLASSIC

**Dimmauk** · 2009-06-23 10:43

Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue

And trust me, you are. You're fucking terrifying.

But you're not the guy who just walked into my office, the guy who has only worked here two weeks, the guy who is in his fifties but wants to go to happy hour with the 20-something summer interns, the guy who told me that I looked "hip" on the day I had to tuck my shirt in to welcome him to the office, the guy who, on his first Friday here, wore acid washed jeans, a denim shirt with a bowtie, and a fucking denim jacket.

That fucking guy just walked into my office and he says to me, he says:

"Man, I had the commute from hell last night. I was on the train behind the one that crashed, and I didn't get home until 8:47pm!"

Six dead, scores injured, worst accident in Metro history, fucking carnage everywhere, and you're raging because you missed "How I Met Your Mother."

Dude sits three doors down from me. I'm shopping for lightning rods on the eBay. I don't even believe in god, and I'm still scared of the smiting.

Does he have a mullet with fading hair on top? If so, I fucking hate that guy too!

**Absolutely Virtue** · 2009-06-23 10:51

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

Does he have a mullet with fading hair on top? If so, I fucking hate that guy too!

He's Indian. Dots, not feathers.

The plot thickens!

**Pikarya** · 2009-06-23 10:59

I'm going to fuck you at work next casual Friday in the bathroom.

http://i40.tinypic.com/f3gt41.jpg

Beware

**Therin** · 2009-06-23 11:11

Cool story, bro.

From this incident I always learned to ride DC metro in the middle of the train and not either end.

In other news, when I come up to DC again we're totally hanging out.

**Abandon** · 2009-06-23 11:15

D.C.? Sweet, I'm in Annapolis, we should go get drunk.

**Skjie** · 2009-06-23 11:20

You clearly do not know enough East Indians to know this is normal.

**Skjie** · 2009-06-23 11:20

However, props on the bowtie.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-06-23 11:20

Originally Posted by Hiroko

I'm going to fuck you at work next casual Friday in the bathroom.

http://i40.tinypic.com/f3gt41.jpg

Beware

Craig Mammalton just invited that guy to a tan party
http://i35.tinypic.com/5l2cgg.jpg

**Ragnell** · 2009-06-23 11:31

He shoulda got out of work early and caught that train

**Linktri** · 2009-06-23 12:00

I miss this bar called Sports Fans that used to be just off the Key Bridge. A fishbowl of pure liquor for 13 bucks.

Man, D.C. is a great drinking town.

**Abandon** · 2009-06-23 12:03

I went and saw Pablo Francisco, was a good time. Some comedy club there, forget the name. Got really drunk, Pablo yelled at us, to which we yelled at him to support the troops.

**Absolutely Virtue** · 2009-06-23 12:07

Originally Posted by Magnakai

I miss this bar called Sports Fans that used to be just off the Key Bridge. A fishbowl of pure liquor for 13 bucks.

Man, D.C. is a great drinking town.

If you are drinking in Georgetown, you are doing it wrong.

**Linktri** · 2009-06-23 12:09

Georgetown used to be prime real estate for drunk pussy. I guess things have changed.

**Ryko** · 2009-06-23 12:27

Six dead, scores injured, worst accident in Metro history, fucking carnage everywhere, and you're raging because you missed "How I Met Your Mother."

Justifiable rage.

**Absolutely Virtue** · 2009-06-23 12:29

Originally Posted by Magnakai

Georgetown used to be prime real estate for drunk pussy. I guess things have changed.

I think it probably still is. I just think we're into different kinds of chicks.

**Brill Weave** · 2009-06-23 12:33

Justifiable rage.

I knew it was coming. And I still chuckled when it arrived.

**Absolutely Virtue** · 2009-06-23 12:34

Originally Posted by BrillCS

I knew it was coming. And I still chuckled when it arrived.

That's what she said.

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