Would you teach your child masturbating?

[Olo401]

truth or dare time.

[Abandon]

Someone's gotta teach him the stranger or the dutch rudder.

[Kiarax]

[Skjie]

I should hope my child would not be a failure at life and discover the joy on his/her own.

[Absolutely Virtue]

This thread isn't even remotely as creepy as the pedo one in General. Yikes.

[Abandon]

Man, I showed the pedo post to the other guy on my boat. He had to go smoke and think about it for a sec. Fucking creepy.

[Ryko]

Look I learned how to do it awkwardly in the bathroom with all sorts of freak out transparent cum and deep shame moments and that's how I liked it. I turned out fine.

[Charismatic]

Only if I have a daughter.

[Abandon]

That takes the cake.

[_chuchu]

Moist.

[Abandon]

Mmm, cake.

[Charismatic]

Did someone say Babycakes?

[Alleya]

If I ever had kids they would get a flesh light or vibrator for their 13th birthday so they can get their rocks off at home and not with some disease infested little shithead/slutbag from school.

[_chuchu]

Did someone say Babycakes?

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[Abandon]

If I ever had kids they would get a flesh light or vibrator for their 13th birthday so they can get their rocks off at home and not with some disease infested little shithead/slutbag from school.

Best parent ever.

[Olo401]

Look I learned how to do it awkwardly in the bathroom with all sorts of freak out transparent cum and deep shame moments and that's how I liked it. I turned out fine.

True confession - when I first heard about cum (8yo at summer camp sleepovers) it was described to me as being purple in color.. and I believed it until I learned otherwise.

[Abandon]

Hahaha, who the fuck told you that?

[#686578]

That takes the cake.

Moist.

Mmm, cake.

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/i...cakesSmall.gif

[#686578]

Did someone say Babycakes?

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[Ohaigaiz]

True confession - when I first heard about cum (8yo at summer camp sleepovers) it was described to me as being purple in color.. and I believed it until I learned otherwise.

my friends told me it was brown

also the first time i was shown porn by my 13 year old neighbor friends(one of the kids had hundreds of porn on his computer) one of them was like whatever you do never to your dick and imitated the jerk off motion. i went home that night and discovered masturbation.