Would you teach your child masturbating?

[_chuchu]

my friends told me it was brown

people have black friends in Ocala?

[Ohaigaiz]

the one kid with all the porn his dad is one of those 'cool' dads that doesn't give a shit about anything and his entire house except his wife cursed all the time. he's a drunken slob that makes buckets of money cuz he's an accountant. he was cool as shit too ^-^

no i had no black friends when i was a kid and have never had any good black friends mainly because they smell like absolute shit. i had a few black friends only because they were cool as shit and not all nigger-ish

[Ohaigaiz]

also the high school i went to before i moved was infested with niggers and the only way to escape an entire classroom full of them was to take honors classes and even then there was like 3-4

[Olo401]

Hahaha, who the fuck told you that?

lol one of the other kids in my cabin.. damn what the hell was his name!

[tyven]

i just watched that episode last night. and that scene was the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread

[Shiroikage]

It was pale yellow the first time I came and could probably have been used to glue posters to the wall.

[Blarg]

My uncle jerked me off as a kid and I turned out alright

[Krye]

How else would I get her warmed up?

[Ryko]

joke already made

[Ivve]

if my hypothetical kids couldn't figure out masturbation on their own, i would probably just disown them and call it a day

[Ivve]

darwinism

[Senoska]

Daily.

[Kuya]

If I ever had kids they would get a flesh light or vibrator for their 13th birthday so they can get their rocks off at home and not with some disease infested little shithead/slutbag from school.

This is a good idea, because it works even if your kids are the diseased infested slutbags.