I got in a car crash

[Blarg]

I'm a paraplegic, you can't even imagine all the things I can do now. The doctor wants to fix me but he is a small minded ignorant idiot.

[hagun]

Because you got high.

[_chuchu]

I'm a paraplegic, you can't even imagine all the things I can do now. The doctor wants to fix me but he is a small minded ignorant idiot.

but can you shot webz?

[Dimmauk]

If you are good looking can I call you hot wheels?

[Blarg]

spider men wishes he could do the things I can

[Conrad]

I'm a paraplegic, you can't even imagine all the things I can do now. The doctor wants to fix me but he is a small minded ignorant idiot.

All he wants is money, fking doctors.

[_chuchu]

hot wheels

leading the way

[Deejay]

I'm a paraplegic, you can't even imagine all the things I can do now. The doctor wants to fix me but he is a small minded ignorant idiot.

I say to just sue him. you might not win but who cares you're a lawyer now.

[Blarg]

paralegal paraplegic

[Conrad]

Are you standing next to a wall? You could be a parallel paralegal paraplegic.

[Conrad]

Your health is paramount.

[Dimmauk]

Are you standing next to a wall? You could be a parallel paralegal paraplegic.

Get a parachute on your back and a Parakeet on your shoulder too.

[_chuchu]

Get a parachute on your back and a Parakeet on your shoulder too.

Call the paramedics in when the bird seems to be paralyzed

[Conrad]

And alert your paramour

[Blarg]

Being super-abled is going to be a blast. Me and my uber-abled hospital friends are going to do all the things we wanted to do when we were disabled prior to our advantageous accidents.

[Shojin]

The paralympics are pretty fun to watch, so they must be 100x more fun to compete in

[CrosisX]

Dream if you must crippie-boy

[_chuchu]

The paralympics are pretty fun to watch, so they must be 100x more fun to compete in

Well, more fun than parapraxis on the news at least.

[Conrad]

The paralympics are pretty fun to watch, so they must be 100x more fun to compete in

What a paralogism.

[Darkslitter]

so I was driving with my friend in a car, and ahead of me was some bitch decided that if she moved faster than 2 mph taking a turn she would spin out and die or something. So my friend slams on the break. The person behinds us slams on the breaks. The person behind them only steps on the breaks, and smacks into the person behind us. If my friend didn't accelerate at just the right time, we probably would have gotten hit too. Instead we went to get some banana strawberry smoothies with tapioca in them. Was a good day.