Morning Wood: Is my friend just being a whiner?

[Klutz]

So one of my closest guy friends was saying that I have it very easy in the morning as far as peeing goes, because when he has to go in the morning, it is as hard as a rock and he has to bend it down very painfully and take a piss by forcing it out very painfully as well. Now I tried to call him out on it, saying he was full of shit, but his other friends cried wolf about it too.

So that got me to wondering...

How the hell do guys piss in the morning when you have a raging hard on? I would think it's pretty difficult especially if it's a painful process.

*inb4 General topics degrading into shit, etc, etc. The second a "non-regular" posts in spam, the OP gets assaulted with insults and your question never even gets answered, lol*

[_chuchu]

Nothing wrong with some morning glory

[Mici]

I don't think the inb4 will help you much.....

But normally you just wait like 5min for it to go away, but if its a morning after drinking and you feel like the shit is about to esplode, just piss into the shower.

[Korietsu]

I don't even know how'd you have that problem. Its not hard to get that shit down, much less piss.

[_chuchu]

Fully erected, I can piss without pain. Experiences may vary.

[Blarg]

Maybe he doesn't realize he can also bend over a bit and doesn't need to bend his dick down all the way. You can also just get a gf into watersports

[untouchable]

jack it off or go in the shower

[Shiroikage]

TBH, if I've got morning wood and I need to use a urinal the answer is generally "on myself".

[Xiona]

or you could wait a few minutes for it to go down? morning wood is a natural protection against pissing in the bed (same idea as not pissing into a vag when fucking) so waiting for it to soften up is a good idea.

[Blarg]

Bathrooms should have those wall urinals in buildings so you can piss as high as you want and still get it in the 'toilet'

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Nothing wrong with some morning glory

^Natures gift to man/woman kind.

But how unlike me not to leave several paragraphs of advice in a sexual advice thread. XD

The only thing I would be concerned with if you have the pain is if you frequently ride bikes. Riding bikes adds pressure to the prostate if you do not have a special seat designed for long term riding. It does not happen to everyone, but if it does, it can clog the passage with scar tissue enough to stifle or make urination difficult during erection (also when not erect). SO if he's not an avid bike rider and does not have an STD its probably just normal. Painful as hell you do not want it.

[Apelila]

I heard that you can piss, no joke, in the shower and if it gets all over the floor its all right there's a drain.

[Howard Roark]

depends

[Aerin]

Just what others have said, wait a few minutes and it should go down. Be a man and hold it in.

[antihero]

do a barrel roll

[LeothaSamurai]

the 1st 5 mins of 40 yr old virgin
case closed.

[Senoska]

Since when does it hurt to piss with a stiffy?

[Lee]

It's either I stand pissing 5 ft. from the toilet bowl and make my way slowly closer as the stream starts losing power (lol, this is actually very fun/amusing), or I wait for it to go down.

[Blabj]

It's annoying if you've got to go right away and it's standing up tall and proud, but unless you drank like 5 litres of water before you went to bed, I see no reason why waiting a few minutes after you get up is that much of a big deal...

As for it hurting when he pees, the obvious answer is aids. He's probably got 6 months left to live.

[antihero]

prostate cancer, 6 months if he starts treatment this week