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    Plus I ended up fucking his little sister when I got drunk as fuck on his birthday last year so I figured the world was setting shit straight.

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    A great man once said...

    "Bitches come a dime a dozen, So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin. Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch...Short-dog in the house with some player shit."

    Live it.

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    gonna save some hot babes and punch radiation in the mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    A great man once said...

    "Bitches come a dime a dozen, So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin. Your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch...Short-dog in the house with some player shit."

    Live it.
    Wisdom.

    Also, my future epitaph.

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    Clean this mother fuckers clock, don't be a pussy bitch and ignore it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Is that really so surprising?

    I guess not so blantant

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    If the bitch didn't want him she wouldn't be with him. You lost nigga, take it as a lesson and move on.

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    Oh, I don't intend to let that bitch-ass get away with this.

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    Listen to this and put that hoe in her place...




    "Man fuck a bitch.."

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    These are not the breasts you're looking for, move along.

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    I've moved on. Gonna try and get with her sister just for shits and giggles now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    If the bitch didn't want him she wouldn't be with him. You lost nigga, take it as a lesson and move on.
    Woah hold up homie, aint no fat lady singing the blues yet, he can still get this, gonna take a little work, but ain't nothing a little slip of "oh yeah it's a shame my bro go syphillis" won't fix.

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    Ryko is spot on with that statement.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Woah hold up homie, aint no fat lady singing the blues yet, he can still get this, gonna take a little work, but ain't nothing a little slip of "oh yeah it's a shame my bro go syphillis" won't fix.
    Nah, fuck it. Bitch made her decision. Now all thats left is to persecute/execute the motherfucker who put her in such a position to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    Wisdom.

    Also, my future epitaph.
    lol, here's the song if you want to hear it. Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxPWQiwFILQ

    See Rap is where real niggas tell you how to handle these hoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    Nah, fuck it. Bitch made her decision. Now all thats left is to persecute/execute the motherfucker who put her in such a position to begin with.
    Well of course she did, he actually took her out and you just sent her some daisies and shit.

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    Day with the fax.

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    none of that dot matrix shit too

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    Yeah, unfortunately it's pretty hard to imagine that she wouldn't have responded to your advances by now if you had a chance. I'm calling no foul on your bro, move on.

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    melt some laxitives into a chocolate syrup bottle, take them both out for ice cream and call no foul. Send them home to fuck like Quik bunnies with the squirts.

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