TRANSFORMERS 2: ROBOFIGHTAN

[Blarg]

How can I enjoy robot ROBOFIGHTAN if I don't know this.

[Blarg]

Spoiler: show

So the audio was shit on the copy I watched so I didn't really know what was going on aside from fights. Was the old robot that optimus absorbed near the end some sort of super special guy because he made optimus really fucking strong. The copy cut out near the end with shia and optimus on a air carrier, was anything said there or did anything happen

[Shiroikage]

Spoiler: show

Nothing really happened after the cut away, just some throwaway credits stuff. The old guy was somebody who came to earth earlier and was really powerful or something. How about the teleporting?

[Blarg]

I think my copy lost a few seconds before the teleport. I'm not really sure how transforming random electronic objects brings out someone that used to exist, I thought it would just create new robo's. Unless that shard of whatever is able to do that, once again the audio didn't really let me learn much.

I would have liked the movie to have more robo v robo fighting as I like that the best.

[Shiroikage]

The robofighting was the only good part about the movie. Thankfully there was a fair bit of it.

[Blarg]

They should just make a 3 hour movie in the style of 300 where it's about the past wars between autobots and decepticons. Just massive fights and you can throw in some titties and sex scenes in some tangential story.

[Shiroikage]

This movie would have the highest budget/box office sales ever.

[Blarg]

500 million budget sounds sufficient. The explosions will be triggered by a rube goldberg chain of prior explosions each one triggering bigger ones until the final explosion is incredibly massive and is the only one captured on film. It should be set in actual space using space cameras and space titties, no sagging at all.

[Tomiko]

Join skirk and I on our robot master conquest

Am I doing it rite?

[Ryko]

fkn x

[Conrad]

Spam, should I go see Transformers 2 tonight? Tsu and a couple of our friends want to go see it, but I'm reluctant. One of them is saying he wants to bring a few of his female friends along to make it more fun, presumably aged 18-20 or so. I really don't want to see the movie at all, and baiting me with women is a low blow, so if I decide to go will I at least be entertained by the movie?

[Conrad]

Basically, is it worth spending $10.50 on a movie I know I'll hate only because girls will be there?

[Yojoyochenjo]

YOU SHOULD GO SEE IT FOR TEH SHMERPITY PERM AND THE "BREEEOWWWOOOOWOWOWOW"

and robo-fuckin'

[Blarg]

there is robofightan in it, so yes it's worth it.

[thebearofscience]

were there a lot of things exploding? like robots? were the robots exploding?

[Blarg]

there were robosplosions

[Yojoyochenjo]

Well that one part where Megatron marries both of OP's daughters b/c they both have green eyes is weak, but the next part where it's all...

OptimusPrimo: NOT ON MY WATCH, YOU HUSSY

MegaFlan: SEE YOU IN HELL, NAZITRON


...really fleshed out the deep and cerebral story line for me.

[thebearofscience]

my god.......

[thebearofscience]

i just assume since it's michael bay that literally everything explodes, like over exaggerated explosions fucking everywhere

shia says sup to optimus and his head just fucking explodes

[Falisa]

Shia got his hand burned when they teleported to Egypt.