Dear Spam: An experiment

[Zalius]

"no, i dont think its a wart. warts dont smell like this"

[Absolutely Virtue]

"It only really hurts when I sit down or use the bathroom. But I'm glad you enjoyed your birthday."

[Brill Weave]

Look let's leave your mother out of this. I don't care what you think we're consenting adults. And Depends are sexy as hell.

[Conrad]

I wonder if any of the things you said have ever landed on Overheard in NY.

[Mizango]

What, you've never gotten off to the food network?

What is "Things Texas bitches say during foreplay" Alex?

[Dimmauk]

"Its easy, just take a picture of your dick, then download it, and PM it too me. I'll post it right away."

[Conrad]

"I think I might come back to Final Fantasy XI soon"

[Korremar]

"...and that's how I got herpes in both my eyes."

Used to use it in high school.

[Lucki]

"I guess you could call her a MILF, but I'm more interested in her kids"

[Blarg]

'Why yes honey, I will provide for our 3 children.'



you are black and whatnot

[Shojin]

"The bomb is set to go off at any minute now."

Then be arrested swiftly after. But it will be worth it to say this in a crowded place, or on a subway train/bus and watch peoples reactions. Bonus points for saying it on an airplane.

[Day]

What is "Things Texas bitches say during foreplay" Alex?

Did NOT get the lol it deserved. lol

[Sera]

"What you really need to do is reinforce those taillights from the inside, because bitches can kick those out to wave for help"

[Ryko]

This all started from the various mentions of rape when referring to smash coupled with me telling that guy I was illiterate.

[Obev]

"The bomb is set to go off at any minute now."

Then be arrested swiftly after. But it will be worth it to say this in a crowded place, or on a subway train/bus and watch peoples reactions. Bonus points for saying it on an airplane.

"...y'can't say bomb on an airplane"

Well, you can't. Still worth the reaction from your co-passengers.

[mootsfox]

Dude, for the last time, you can't borrow my dog for your party.

[The Blackrose]

"You couldn't tell she was a he? For fuck sake, I could see the Adam's apple from a mile away. Did you enjoy yourself at least?"

[Conrad]

"Worse could have happened, at least she didn't completely bite it off"

[The Blackrose]

"Look, you chose to fall on the grenade man. Which by the way, that looked like the dirty bomb if you ask me. You might want to go get checked."

[The Blackrose]

"I know you love your creepy uncle, but when you leave him alone at the (insert place lots of young kids are at here) of course something is going to happen!"