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  1. 2009-06-26 01:35 #1
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    Tragedy at home

    I just took a mean shit. Fucking christ what do they put in the 6 dollar burger at Hardees.
  2. 2009-06-26 01:39 #2
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    A few weeks ago I took one that was so big it was just resting on the ceramic, no fucking lie, that motherfucker was resting from one end to the other not touching the water. Had to be at least a 5 dollar foot long
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    Had to have been at least 20 Courics
  4. 2009-06-26 02:31 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    at least a 5 dollar foot long
    I'm hungry now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiroko View Post
    I just took a mean shit. Fucking christ what do they put in the 6 dollar burger at Hardees.
    An entire block of fresh mozzarella.

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  6. 2009-06-26 12:29 #6
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    I had some explosive diarrhea yesterday, thread is relevant. Left a contiguous warzone in my bathroom.
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    Needless to say, I left a Deep Impact
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    Needless to say, I left a Deep Impact
    I cried in that movie.
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  12. 2009-06-26 14:52 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiroko View Post
    I just took a mean shit. Fucking christ what do they put in the 6 dollar burger at Hardees.
    Funny you mention this. I ate one the day before yesterday and had to call in to work yesterday. I thought my intestines were going to come out of me. Then I slept till 4:30 I thought I was dying.
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    The movie was a prophecy, first movie I saw with a black president.
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    We had nice thread going on about shit and you just grossed it up with your white mucus.
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    It is a type of shit.

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