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    pubic hair dye

    i was thinking lately about buying some pubic hair dye specifically in vanity colors; not grey-covering dye. i have lingerie and costumes for plain encounters and role play that would perfectly match the colors, and yes, i do go that far to match my vagina to the theme of the evening's fuckery, etc.

    the reason i am asking is to get some first hand complaints or praise from anyone here in spam who is a dumb enough motherfucker to spread color-changing chemicals on their genitals, but also to attract more attention to the fact that i do indeed have a real life vagina.

    thank you very much ahead of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i was thinking lately about buying some pubic hair dye specifically in vanity colors; not grey-covering dye. i have lingerie and costumes for plain encounters and role play that would perfectly match the colors, and yes, i do go that far to match my vagina to the theme of the evening's fuckery, etc.

    the reason i am asking is to get some first hand complaints or praise from anyone here in spam who is a dumb enough motherfucker to spread color-changing chemicals on their genitals, but also to attract more attention to the fact that i do indeed have a real life vagina.

    thank you very much ahead of time.
    aweoms.

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    I personally wouldnt take chances with your genitalia that way. There was a girl in high school that got "new" pubic hair dye for this very reason and ended up with a god awful vag infection and missed an entire quarter due to whatever was going on with her vag.

    Personally its waxing or gtfo. But that's just me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
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    This. 100x.

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    I toss some nair on that shit before I start brushing my teeth, let it simmer for a bit.























    But honestly mine grows in random colors already, I wouldn't put shit in it for fear of getting some sort of chemical burn. If I were to it'd be firetruck red all the way.

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    Sounds fun, will you also shave the hair in a neat design? Also, take alot of pics.

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    Oh man...like a little drag racing strip for micro machines, that'd be kind of awesome...or like an atom design.

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    those pube waxing kits come with stencil things so you can leave a lightning bolt shaped landing strip, come on motherfuckers you KNOW that shit's bangin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    those pube waxing kits come with stencil things so you can leave a lightning bolt shaped landing strip, come on motherfuckers you KNOW that shit's bangin'
    You are right. Make sure the end of the bolt is pointing at your clit too.

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    clean shaven or gtfo

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    clean shaven
    With a Top Hat on the Pussy too?

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    Do you get laid enough so that your pubic topiary will get the attention and respect it deserves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i was thinking lately about buying some pubic hair dye specifically in vanity colors; not grey-covering dye. i have lingerie and costumes for plain encounters and role play that would perfectly match the colors, and yes, i do go that far to match my vagina to the theme of the evening's fuckery, etc.

    the reason i am asking is to get some first hand complaints or praise from anyone here in spam who is a dumb enough motherfucker to spread color-changing chemicals on their genitals, but also to attract more attention to the fact that i do indeed have a real life vagina.

    thank you very much ahead of time.
    Use cool aid dye. Disclaimers, I never tried it but it smells nice .
    There is also an array of temp hair dyes you might consider but most sex accessories come with "For novelty use only" info on them so if you have a finicky vag you might want to consider color matching with clitoral hood jewelry or body paints instead.

    Now I'm going to get out of here before that dude tells me to get out again.

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    this is not a serious post

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