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**Mizango** · 2009-07-01 08:57

Well to be fait, anyone that does the same fucking position whether it be missionary, Doggy or goddamn side saddle then you're automatic fail anyway. It's about flip floppin' n serving ho's like flap jacks.

I mean real talk, if all you can do is dunk then you're one dimensional. Then again I cant be mad, it just allows nasty niggas like me to make my move. So play on.

**Mizango** · 2009-07-01 08:58

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

I agree, how do the glasses stay on when you are fucking? Is she wearing one of those Kurt Rambus glasses straps?

LOOOOL

**Mizango** · 2009-07-01 09:00

Ya'll must be fuckin' bitches with loose ass glasses or something, mine keeps hers up to par and tight. So not an issue, if you question my tactics in the sack then there is always one way to find out.

Edit: lolpun.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-07-01 09:06

Originally Posted by Mizango

Ya'll must be fuckin' bitches with loose ass glasses or something, mine keeps hers up to par and tight. So not an issue, if you question my tactics in the sack then there is always one way to find out.

Edit: lolpun.

Well, my wife doesnt wear glasses, but we did screw once outside and she was wearing sunglasses, and they couldnt stay on. Mostly during those jackhammer thrusts. They ask for harder, you give harder, and glasses go flying.

**Day** · 2009-07-01 09:18

300 pounds will knock the goggles off Michael Phelps bro.

**Ragnell** · 2009-07-01 09:20

Originally Posted by Ivve

i believe you two may be the only two people who have had sex out of spam regulars besides me and day. i would say sera too but i know she's pure and untarnished. she's too classy for sexy times

wat

**Day** · 2009-07-01 09:21

dont get trolled

**Charismatic** · 2009-07-01 09:23

^

**Ragnell** · 2009-07-01 09:23

I GET ME RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED

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**tyven** · 2009-07-01 09:23

Originally Posted by Mizango

Ya'll must be fuckin' bitches with loose ass glasses or something, mine keeps hers up to par and tight. So not an issue, if you question my tactics in the sack then there is always one way to find out.

Edit: lolpun.

you get a girls knee banging against the side of her head and you can end up with a bent frame. its all about courtesy

**Shojin** · 2009-07-01 09:23

Originally Posted by Day

300 pounds will knock the goggles off Michael Phelps bro.

LOL. Amazing

**Sera** · 2009-07-01 19:08

Originally Posted by Ivve

i believe you two may be the only two people who have had sex out of spam regulars besides me and day. i would say sera too but i know she's pure and untarnished. she's too classy for sexy times

Actually I took an ambien a couple nights ago after a night out drinking wine and davide now has a story that will probably make you take this back :/ (actually i'll prolly call you tonight to tell you the story, don't think i can wait til Paul McCartney tbh)

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 19:11

You have to side with the one you've not had, and I can't think of the last chick with glasses I've got along with aside from sera, let alone stuck it to.

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 19:12

TL;DR Sticking with on so I can bitch about it when it happens.

**Davricle** · 2009-07-01 20:00

Guess I have an optical assistance fetish.

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**BRP** · 2009-07-01 22:16

Does it matter? She's unconscious.

**Davricle** · 2009-07-02 13:08

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The cause of my love of glasses.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-07-02 13:16

Who that?

**Davricle** · 2009-07-02 13:16

My ex.

btw Dim, I don't like you, but your wife is gorgeous.

Real talk.

**Krye** · 2009-07-02 13:20

Originally Posted by Davricle

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The cause of my love of glasses.

You love glasses cause the bitch would be hideous without them, got it.

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