i need you

[Ivve]

my husband has friends coming over today. some of them are cool but there are two that are pretty much the most horrible shitbags to ever live. shitty sense of humor, overall kind of stupid, ungrateful and tend to make twatty remarks about available food/drinks/entertainment even when they didn't contribute shit, etc.

need some ideas to make them so fucking uncomfortable they never want to come back.

[_chuchu]

laxative laced chocolate syrup and ice cream.

[_chuchu]

maybe some melted hersheys, too

[_chuchu]

that is all

[Ivve]

excluding drugging them. they're already here and i sadly don't own any laxatives. what have i been doing with my life?

[_chuchu]

for starters, you had a night with sera

[Antithesis]

my husband has friends coming over today. some of them are cool but there are two that are pretty much the most horrible shitbags to ever live. shitty sense of humor, overall kind of stupid, ungrateful and tend to make twatty remarks about available food/drinks/entertainment even when they didn't contribute shit, etc.

need some ideas to make them so fucking uncomfortable they never want to come back.

First, you make one of your world famous dishes (I.E Lasagna.) During the process of making the food, mix in a couple of tea spoons of Laxative powder along with some Chamomile powder (Technically, Chamomile helps digestion, but combine the two and you have a deadly force.) Finish the dish and present it to the friends in question. If you want to kick it up a notch, serve some nice soft drinks and mix in some Tequila Slammers and Ecstasy.

Guaranteed they will never come back.

[_chuchu]

you could watch the notebook in front of them. I never seen that shit nor do I want to.

[_chuchu]

fucker you got beat

[Antithesis]

No drugs? Ok.

Start talking about The View and Rachel Ray. They are sure to get the fuck out sooner or later.

[mootsfox]

Shit in their coffee.

Then tell them you did so.

[Krye]

Just be yourself.

[Kiarax]

Just be yourself.

Holy fuck lol.

[Falisa]

How the heck do you feed only those two people the laxatives if you put it into the whole thing? I wouldn't want me and my husband to be poopin all night and obviously the husband wouldnt like it if you did that because hes inviting them over in the first place

[drwaffles]

Just be yourself.

Stop that. Stop that right now.

[_chuchu]

How the heck do you feed only those two people the laxatives if you put it into the whole thing? I wouldn't want me and my husband to be poopin all night and obviously the husband wouldnt like it if you did that because hes inviting them over in the first place

she hates her hubby too, so it works out

[Xajii]

pretend you're religious

[Blarg]

I knew you needed me, I need you to, I'm glad we can finally be honest with each other.

[Howard Roark]

tell them how shitty your husband is in front of them and proceed to get tanked, steadily


nobody likes an embarrassing drunk

[Tricen]

Every time I see you char in Whitegate Roark I almost tear up