i need you

[Ivve]

I was at the beach, fuck am I too late?

you ARE. it's okay baby

[Conrad]

goddamn it, I need advance notice if I'm going to be needed in the future, if I had known I was needed I wouldn't have gone and spent my weekend at the shore having fun like that

[#686578]

Just be yourself.

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/i...mallHearts.gif

[Ivve]

late

[Nyaa_Nyaa]

Sounds like fun

[Dimmauk]

my husband has friends coming over today. some of them are cool but there are two that are pretty much the most horrible shitbags to ever live. shitty sense of humor, overall kind of stupid, ungrateful and tend to make twatty remarks about available food/drinks/entertainment even when they didn't contribute shit, etc.

need some ideas to make them so fucking uncomfortable they never want to come back.

You are a women right? Just act like a bitch, give them dirty looks, and give your husband shit about his dumbfuck friends. They will get the hint, make your husband feel bad, and he will have to choose between his retard friends or his wife. Guess who will win?

[Krye]

You are a women right? Just act like a bitch, give them dirty looks, and give your husband shit about his dumbfuck friends. They will get the hint, make your husband feel bad, and he will have to choose between his retard friends or his wife. Guess who will win?

Her husband is a nigger, it's a lose/lose situation

[Ivve]

he's half black

[Ivve]

but his friends are all black even though one of them is high yellow, so that should explain a lot.

[Charismatic]

one drop, etc

[Ivve]

the sad part is that most of the time black people are cool to hang out with. they will have drugs, liquor, or both the vast majority of the time and there will probably be fried or grilled food that comes up at some point. i'll take a black block party over a white "get together" any day of the week. these people just suck, though. they show up at your house and spill sprite all over your floor and cabinets and don't clean shit up. they fucking stink because they're nerds with poor hygiene and they don't actually know how to interact with normal people so they completely alienate anyone who isn't a part of their group. like seriously, one of them has this horrible girlfriend who always shows up and just kind of plants herself like a piece of furniture and never speaks all night because nobody speaks to her or even introduces a topic that she could have anything to add to. after i get enough drinks going i just talk shit and don't care, and i think that drives them off.

[Heian]

late

In this case it's like a period, better late than never.

[Ivve]

In this case it's like a period, better late than never.

or you know, not. should have just let this fall to page 2. shit's over.

[Dimmauk]

the sad part is that most of the time black people are cool to hang out with. they will have drugs, liquor, or both the vast majority of the time and there will probably be fried or grilled food that comes up at some point. i'll take a black block party over a white "get together" any day of the week. these people just suck, though. they show up at your house and spill sprite all over your floor and cabinets and don't clean shit up. they fucking stink because they're nerds with poor hygiene and they don't actually know how to interact with normal people so they completely alienate anyone who isn't a part of their group. like seriously, one of them has this horrible girlfriend who always shows up and just kind of plants herself like a piece of furniture and never speaks all night because nobody speaks to her or even introduces a topic that she could have anything to add to. after i get enough drinks going i just talk shit and don't care, and i think that drives them off.

Sounds like the Spam Forum.

Yeah I went there.

Lets have with the QQing now.

[Ryko]

I dont get how informing you that your posts suck only to have you reply as if everything sucks as bad as you do is QQing.

[Krye]

It ain't over till Ivve sings

[Ivve]

sure little man

[Mizango]

Ivve this thread title is misleading.

[Ivve]

"i need you to solve my problems for me" just seemed too needy

[Mizango]

I am crushed. I have been your rock for many moons, this is treachery at its lowest.