i need you

[Ivve]

oh shit son

[Heian]

Does it hurt being so severely wrong all the fucking time? You've been posting in spam regularly for what, 2 weeks?

Ryko you are going to make me cry.

[Ryko]

Both questions were not rhetorical, answer them.

[Linktri]

The sandpaper is the kicker here. Discomfort is only the first part. Abrasions on the rectum, while having the shits seals the deal.

You could paste pubes to your nipples, get drunk and constantly flash your tits.

[Ivve]

You could paste pubes to your nipples, get drunk and constantly flash your tits.

honestly i think just drunkenly flashing them would be uncomfortable enough, especially since they bring the furniture girlfriend who looks like a frog all the time.

[Ivve]

you guys want to see this repulsive bitch? it brought massive lolz at sera's place

[Ryko]

sure I already reuploaded the kermit picture anyway

[Ivve]

god i wish i'd captured how much her hair looks like a wig made of wire

[gamez]

laxative food is really a horrible suggestion in the original scenario tbh, it was good for the "Friend moving in on girl I'm after" Thread, but serving it at a dinner party in your own house would be retarded.

Orajel on the beer bottles of the girl who never talks would be hilarious, her mouth would start going numb, its tasteless, scentless, and will make you drool if ingested with no harmful side effects that would come reeling back on you. You can mix it into the drink itself as well, which will kill the numbness.

Itching powder or a light bit of pepperspray on toilet paper is also hilarious considering girls will use that shit at somebody else's house but the guys will go unaware if they really really have to piss(if you can find a way to induce her to REALLY have to go, that would be awesome too), pepperspray might be more dangerous(you would have to look up the allergic and ingestion warnings for each online considering its touching sensative skin that can effect you internally).

[gamez]

Anyways, re-derail, cause I'm hoping to see some manly tears since they're way more entertaining then a no longer relevant situation.(At least I think this has passed already?)

[Ivve]

yeah it was posted on saturday

[Dimmauk]

Am I missing something? Or do you really think that looks like me?

LOL.

[Dimmauk]

you guys want to see this repulsive bitch? it brought massive lolz at sera's place

Post it!

[Ivve]

http://i42.tinypic.com/51wnbm.jpg

[Ivve]

leeeeeetle round glasses on her big moon face under that wiry mop, and her neck seriously looks like she's in the middle of croaking

[Kiarax]

I would tap that if she just upgraded to thick rectangle frames.

[Dimmauk]

Those are some giant ears too. Is there something wrong with her, maybe some kind of retardation? Some guys like to have ugly girlfriends, so they can do whatever the fuck they want, and treat the chick like shit. I could never to that to my dick.

[Krye]

Ivve always trying to draw attention away from how chubby and gross she is by posting fat and hideous bitches

Just cause it's not fucked up green diarrhea with nuts in it, doesn't mean it's not shit

[Sera]

i cant see the pic ivve but i already saw it so eh

[Ivve]

I would tap that if she just upgraded to thick rectangle frames.

yeah, that's definitely the feature that makes the difference between fuckable and repulsive. this much has already been established!