BILLY MAYS FOUND DEAD

[Minions]

RIP. HE WILL BE MISSED GREATLY. SHAMWOW IS SHAMFAIL. NOW INFOMERCIALS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME... JUST SET IT AND FORGET IT..... I GUESS? CAN'T BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF FAIL THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE PAST 7 DAYS.

[Jaybar]

ALSO YOU CAN BUY YOUR SHAMWOWS AT YOUR LOCAL RETAIL OUTLETS (LIKE ACE HARDWARE!!)

ALSO, YOUTUBE TAGS THAT SHOW UP AS BORKED REQUIRE YOU TO QUOTE THE POST AND TAKE THE YOUTUBE TAG AND GO TO YOUTUBE AND COPY/PASTE. ELSE, I THINK IT'S NOSCRIPT THAT'S DOING IT?

[Qalbert]

AH OK THANKS THAT FIXED IT. I FEEL LIKE A RETARD NOW.

[Jaybar]

IT'S OK, AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE NEW MEME WAS "BORKED" FOR LIKE A DAY.

[Qalbert]

YEAH TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET IT TOO, THEN DROVE ME CRAZY TRYING TO FIX IT

[Jaybar]

I HAVEN'T FIXED IT BECAUSE I DON'T WATCH MOST OF BG'S YOUTUBE THREADS FOR GOOD REASONS. I MAKE EXCEPTIONS. WAS IT NOSCRIPT THOUGH?

[Qalbert]

I DISABLED ADBLOCK AND THAT FIXED IT

[Jaybar]

AH, WELL NOT WORTH TAKING IT DOWN FOR THAT. THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.

[Jer]

THERE WERE A FEW DETAILS AT THE SCENE THAT POLICE ARE INTERESTED IN. A PRINT-OUT OF THIS WEBSITE, YELLOW FIBERS FOUND IN BILLY MAYS THROAT, AND A NOTE THAT SAID 'SUCK IT BITCH'.

[Jicent]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../BillyMays.jpg
BILLY MAYS

[Minions]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../BillyMays.jpg
BILLY MAYS

PURE TRUTH, GUY COULD SELL YOU ANYTHING, AND YOU WILL BELIEVE IT.

Man, I was absolutely crushed by this. How crushed?

Not even Mighty Putty could bond him to mortality. Not even Zorbeez can mop up all our tears. Not even Hercules Hooks could hold our heavy hearts. Not even the Awesome Auger can dig as deep as our sadness goes. Not even Impact Gel can protect against the impact his death has had. Not even the Big City Slider Station can make enough burgers to fill the hole we now have within us. Not even Orange Glo can make the world shine today, and not even What Odor? can eliminate the smell of tragedy in the air.

And perhaps, most importantly, not even OxiClean can clean the memory of him we have in our hearts and minds. Godspeed, Billy.

SO MUCH WIN.

[untouchable]

woah woah woah.. is this serious?

[Galkaeater]

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/062809_billy_2.mp3

OHMAN ;;

[Lee]

LiveLeak.com - Billy Mays Talking About Banging His Head Prior to his Death

This really was out of the blue. Especially since you don't expect back to back deaths.

He seemed like a really nice guy too.

[Insanecyclone]

CNN ON TV SAID THE MED EXAMINER SAID IT WAS A HEART ATTACK NOT HEAD TRAUMA

KIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[FNH]

What a coincidence if that caused an epidural hematoma; Happened to Natasha Richardson on the ski slope not too long ago.


edit: guess not.

[Sera]

oh wow.

I read on discovery.com that his wife mentioned that he said he "wasn't feeling well" before deciding to go to bed for the night on Saturday. When I read that I just assumed heart attack tbh. Guess I was right.

[Olo401]

I'm thinking it was something similar to what killed Tim Russert - a blood clot somewhere in his leg that went undetected, and came loose while he was flying. Clot goes to heart, bam instant myo-farc.

[alienmonkey]

[Azkarin2]

^ LOL I was facepalming at his fake piano playing skills but he then made it obvious. The shot at Vince at the end made that video at 8/10.