Girlfriend left

[Elites]

to India on vacation for 6 fucking weeks, shit is long as hell and I miss her already. How do i keep myself occupied and not give a shit about this (I do remember having a life before her).

[Cheerios]

Masturbate while wearing her clothes

[drwaffles]

Props for not posting this in General.

[_chuchu]

Whole month in India? Don't be surprised if she leaves you for some engineer

[Ishido]

You should occupy yourself by not posting in spam.

[Elites]

She's with her mother, and Indian guys smell as she says it herself.

[gamez]

Go through her stuff, do weird shit, leave her bedroom in disarray, passout on the couch the day of her return wearing all her stuff as suggested above.

[Narse]

You can use the opportunity to troll for skank.

[Blarg]

She is in argentina, you are not single.

[gamez]

She is in argentina, you are not single.

I'm resigning from this thread to go hiking.

[Antithesis]

to India on vacation for 6 fucking weeks, shit is long as hell and I miss her already. How do i keep myself occupied and not give a shit about this (I do remember having a life before her).

Play Tetris.

[Elites]

Saw transformers 2 by myself and I had a blast. The words of optimus gave me a good feeling inside. Thanks optimus.

[Sera]

Nothing sadder than seeing a movie at a movie theater alone.

[_chuchu]

She's with her mother, and Indian guys smell as she says it herself.

Like real men compared to you she means

[_chuchu]

Nothing sadder than seeing a movie at a movie theater alone.

unless you got a fleshlight

[Elites]

Like real men compared to you she means

She loves my CK cologne, she hates the nasty curry smell most of her dudes in her country have or that scent of not putting on deodorant. BTW she's gonna be surrounded by turbans, sikhs shits what do you call them?

[antihero]

i'm telling you man, right now there is a dick in your girlfriend's mouth

[Elites]

I'm not the jealous type, so I'm hardly affected by those kinds of random thoughts. The way i believe is if the chick wants the dick let her have it, we all got needs to satisfy ourselves. But then the chick cant get mad at me for doing her best friend neither.

[Odon]

I'll give you 20$ to pee in her best friend's butt. Pay pal.
You must post a video or timestamped pictures identifying yourself.

[Ishido]

She loves my CK cologne, she hates the nasty curry smell most of her dudes in her country have or that scent of not putting on deodorant. BTW she's gonna be surrounded by turbans, sikhs shits what do you call them?

Even if most of them are like that that still leaves the other 100,000 from the 500 million men that live there.