Girlfriend left

[Ivve]

Your girlfriend called, she said the semen tastes like curry.

OH SHE SAID WHAT
I GET IT BECAUSE THEY'RE INDIAN AND CURRY IS A MAJOR PART OF THEIR DIET

as is yogurt shitmook, try harder. race jokes are easy and cheesy 99% of the time.

[Kiarax]

Wait, people actually find Bruno funny? I enjoy most of Sacha Baron Cohen's stuff, but Bruno is fucking terrible I haven't seen a single thing with him in that role that made me even smile, let alone laugh.

[Ivve]

bruno and jackass are on the same level for me. i've never laughed out loud at anything they did, but some of it made me go "oh shit." whether it's anal beer bonging or doing some gay shit at a fucking rodeo, it's just interesting to see where it's going to go.

what actually doesn't make me laugh is ali g. i know everyone fucking hates me now that i've said it, but i grew up around too many people who acted like that and meant it.

[Kiarax]

The Ali G movie is fan-fucking-tastic. But I respect your opinion as an individual and will not judge you, you tasteless faggot.

[Ivve]

the ali g movie was so-so.

[Ivve]

i found the serious interviews he did on the show a fuck-ton funnier

[Conrad]

I actually agree with Ivve on the ali-g part, haven't seen enough bruno to form an opinion, but everything with Borat is absolutely brilliant so I'm hoping that transfers over to this movie.

[Day]

Of course you do faggot

[Dimmauk]

The Ali G movie is fan-fucking-tastic. But I respect your opinion as an individual and will not judge you, you tasteless faggot.

I agree, and the Ali-G show was funny even some of the Bruno parts. The clips I've seen from the movie look funny too. I'll see it on DVD though.

[Shojin]

what actually doesn't make me laugh is ali g. i know everyone fucking hates me now that i've said it, but i grew up around too many people who acted like that and meant it.

That's exactly the point, I grew up in south London and nearly EVERYONE acted like that, but they're so fucking stupid they don't realize Sacha Baren Cohen is actually making fun of them, so start copying his catchphrases. But I agree, Borat is 100x better.

[Ragnell]

I'm glad I never had to grow up where the fuck you people did

[Charismatic]

The Ali-G Show was one of the things that actually made me like TV years ago.
Not having stuff that entertaining anymore is one of the reason I no longer watch much TV at all.

[Shojin]

Best serious interview he did was with the feminists. Seriously, amazing stuff. Second best would probably be with the religious guys.

[Ragnell]

Mr. bean was also enteraining when i was younger

[Tyche]

This didn't get enough attention on the last page.

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/75065-keyloggers.html

Alright It's not about keylogging passwords, but more of a personal matter. It sounds crazy but I need to put a keylogging software into my OWN computer. Long story short, while I'm away or not home I believe my girlfriend is signing onto her user name on AIM and talks with a few guys behind my back possibly cheating.

A few clues that told me this was a)I saw her get into another guy's car when she told me she was going to the doctor's by herself(haven't said anything to her about that) and b)I asked if i can check out her buddy list on AIM and she basically flipped out and would do anything to NOT give that up even in these circumstances..She also told me she canceled her facebook long ago and I now found out through someone else that she's been using and doing god knows what. Another suspicion is I've checked the history on my mozilla but it's DELETED every single time I come home..

Any tech savvy's out here that can possibly tell me a way i can check her AIM convos in my computer with or without a keylogging software? I actually started to lose my sanity over this and looked at some programs such as REFOG, but not sure if they're legit or scams.

Ohhaigaiz nailed it. Enjoy masturbating while your girlfriend is getting railed.

[Mizango]

Ohhai being right is just so very wrong.

[Dimmauk]

Look what I found

Elites / Subtitle movie with BombayTV

[Shojin]

Look what I found

Elites / Subtitle movie with BombayTV

Ahahaha

[Mizango]

LOOOL

[_chuchu]

Beautiful