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  1. 2009-06-28 23:45 #21
    HadesChubbs
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    Quote Originally Posted by richardd View Post
    just having penis and screwdriver in 1 sentence is enough to make me cringe.
    I would like to touch your penis with my hand, NOT a screwdriver.

    How about now?
  2. 2009-06-28 23:45 #22
    _chuchu
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    If you're cringing at the screwdriver one, then you also DO NOT want to see the one where the jar actually shatters.
  3. 2009-06-28 23:58 #23
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    Check out Charon Boat too, another not mind safe site. Some really, really messed up stuff and you'll definitely scar you mind permanently forever if you go there.
  4. 2009-06-28 23:59 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by HadesChubbs View Post
    I would like to touch your penis with my hand, NOT a screwdriver.

    How about now?
    baby, take me now <3
  5. 2009-06-29 00:01 #25
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    LMAO

    I love the "I lost my cell phone in your vagina" video. A++
  6. 2009-06-29 00:02 #26
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    didn't cringe. you have anything harder?
  7. 2009-06-29 00:06 #27
    _chuchu
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    Not fucking safe for life.

    Spoiler: show
    http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html
  8. 2009-06-29 00:11 #28
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    i was expecting a picture so i tensed up then clicked the spoiler and was like... oh, whew.
  9. 2009-06-29 00:17 #29
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    People still need to be warned about visiting efukt?
  10. 2009-06-29 00:32 #30
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    k, u guys think I can handle 1 guy 1 screw driver if I can eat and watch 1 guy 1 cup at the same time?
  11. 2009-06-29 00:38 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    k, u guys think I can handle 1 guy 1 screw driver if I can eat and watch 1 guy 1 cup at the same time?
    yes
  12. 2009-06-29 00:39 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blubbartron View Post
    He stuffed a screwdriver in his penis. Handle first. The amount of blood loss was incredible.
    What the fuck? Handle first? That sounds impossible. Or, rather, is impossible unless he mutilated his penis first to make an opening big enough.
  13. 2009-06-29 00:41 #33
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    real men put their penis in a screwdriver
  14. 2009-06-29 00:42 #34
    Cream Soda
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    Quote Originally Posted by EternityEnd View Post
    What the fuck? Handle first? That sounds impossible. Or, rather, is impossible unless he mutilated his penis first to make an opening big enough.
    obviously, he's black
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