Squirters

[Heian]

are not as cool as most pornos make them out to be.

[Odon]

Not really no.. Your bed gets all soaked and shit..

[Heian]

Oddly enough the first thing that went through my mind was "Fuck, I just deep cleaned all of this shit three weeks ago..." Comforter, Padding around my foam mattress, pillows, sheets, everything....

[Deelo]

are we talkin cock or vag?

[Heian]

Vag squirting, sorry if I needed to clarify.

[Heian]

Shit got all over me, my bed, blanket, and I think on one of my pillows. Way too much liquid came out of that hole. And it was not like this was expected either, I guess I know how girls feel to get a surprise facial or something like that.

[Sera]

i always thought squirters were disgusting

[Ivve]

they are

[_chuchu]

colorless, odorless, mess, yes, but not nasty

[Heian]

i always thought squirters were disgusting

Well I never looked down on it, but I can add this to the list of strange sex stories I have. Besides the look of utter morbidity she had on her face the first words she uttered were "Oh my god that has not happened in a long time" and I wanted to say "Well if it is not the first time a heads up would have been nice, at least I could have laid some plastic down or get those plastic mattress covers for kids who wet the bed..."

[Ivve]

colorless, odorless, mess, yes, but not nasty

nah, still nasty. gushy pussies wetting down the environment are just gross by concept

[Sera]

what she said, yeah
fuck that just makes me gag thinking about it
i'd throw the mattress and pillows away seriously

[Heian]

I'm with Ivve on this one, I don't think I will be having this girl over anymore. Besides other reasons, I sense a lot of crazy in this one.

[Sera]

i'm disappointed that you didn't make this into a tucker max story though
such a great opportunity, squandered

[Ardrial]

My ex did that everytime she had an orgasm. I had to change my bedsheets a lot. Eventually i just laid down towels.

[drwaffles]

Seem pretty hot from an objective viewpoint, but then again I'm used to being on the receiving end of something squirting bodily fluids.

[Heian]

i'm disappointed that you didn't make this into a tucker max story though
such a great opportunity, squandered

Yeah I was thinking the same thing, I have failed myself in that aspect. a nice girl, pretty rough in the sack though, clawing, biting, etc but the squirting on occasional orgasm is a little too much for me I think. Guess I am too much a neat/cleanliness freak.

[drwaffles]

God you're tame.

[Odon]

Just fuck her in odd places dude, like the back of a restaurant or the movies.. or I dunno, just throw that bitch up against a wall somewhere and nail the shit out of her then get out of the way when she squirts.

[Heian]

It's not the slightly rough stuff I am worried about, I just think there is a part of the girl that is a little off and I can't identify it yet, and the last thing I want is to deal with is another psychotic female.