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  1. 2009-06-28 22:53 #21
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    It's not the slightly rough stuff I am worried about, I just think there is a part of the girl that is a little off and I can't identify it yet, and the last thing I want is to deal with is another psychotic female.
    Her "female ejaculation" was actually the result of the penis embedded in her prosthetic vagina reaching orgasm. I'm so sorry.
  2. 2009-06-28 22:54 #22
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    I've delt with a few squirters, and they were never odorless. It always smelled like a wet sock to me. Maybe I had a few bad ones.
  3. 2009-06-28 22:58 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by drwaffles View Post
    Her "female ejaculation" was actually the result of the penis embedded in her prosthetic vagina reaching orgasm. I'm so sorry.
    Hahahaha I laughed more than I should have at this.
  4. 2009-06-28 23:10 #24
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    I always thought it'd be cool to get a girl to do this and was a bit impressed by guys who had done it, but never really considered the guy himself to be the pro, merely that the girl was one who could

    however it works it's outside of my aesthetics to properly enjoy it, I genrally grab a couple wetnaps for myself and my gf for the minimal mess we do make, roll over and pass out

    no way I want to tear off the sheets, chang bed or worse: listen to crinkle sounds of plastic sheets
  5. 2009-06-28 23:21 #25
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  6. 2009-06-28 23:41 #26
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    sup shaydy!! :)
  7. 2009-06-28 23:47 #27
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    Howard has grown on me.
  8. 2009-06-28 23:47 #28
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    Kind of like a tumor you somehow become fond of over time.
  9. 2009-06-28 23:48 #29
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    you should get that checked

    hopefully I'm not in a "go home and pour a hot bath and check" place type deal
  10. 2009-06-28 23:49 #30
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    WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO, MY MAN?
  11. 2009-06-28 23:52 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    you should get that checked

    hopefully I'm not in a "go home and pour a hot bath and check" place type deal
    Fondness fades when you start talking complete fucking gibberish.
  12. 2009-06-29 00:14 #32
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    oh waffles:\ your supposed to relax the boys in a bath and check for lumps, maybe this was only taught in our high schools


    HI SHADY, I BEEN HUNTAN MONSTERS, HOW ARE YOU?
  13. 2009-06-29 00:15 #33
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  14. 2009-06-29 00:16 #34
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    is that 3 weeks of party almost done? miss you nohmo
  15. 2009-06-29 00:19 #35
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    Almost, but I've been working a bunch on top of all of it, you might even have to wait until school's back for quality Shady time.
  16. 2009-06-29 03:20 #36
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    So, do all girls squirt? The weirdest reaction I've ever seen a girl do during >> after an orgasm is full blown crying followed with a marriage proposal.
  17. 2009-06-29 03:23 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    So, do all girls squirt? The weirdest reaction I've ever seen a girl do during >> after an orgasm is full blown crying followed with a marriage proposal.
    You got her pregnant?
  18. 2009-06-29 03:24 #38
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    You should collect the fluid and fill a watergun with it to get her back next time.
  19. 2009-06-29 03:26 #39
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    Ideally, you should take it to her place and pour it on her bed.
  20. 2009-06-29 03:26 #40
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    Maybe moan a bit to get the point across.
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