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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    So, do all girls squirt? The weirdest reaction I've ever seen a girl do during >> after an orgasm is full blown crying followed with a marriage proposal.
    No, but from my experience the ones that do, only squirt when they have an inner orgasm. No idea if they can squirt just through clitoral stimulation but I wouldn't doubt it

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    @gamez: No, it was our 3rd date.

    @Shojin: Interesting. I'm pretty sure that a lot of girls probably don't know that they can squirt. I could be wrong though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    No, but from my experience the ones that do, only squirt when they have an inner orgasm. No idea if they can squirt just through clitoral stimulation but I wouldn't doubt it
    an "inner orgasm"? like a g-spot orgasm? there aren't a whole lot of chicks who can get off solely through vaginal stimulation in the first place, so if the g-spot orgasm is truly the only thing that sets off a squirter, that shit is rare as fuck.

    and no, not all chicks are capable of squirting. i guess there might be some that are and just are not aware of it, but i highly doubt that.

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    Thank god. I wouldn't know what to do with a squirter and the idea of washing/buying new sheets every time we fuck does not appeal to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    an "inner orgasm"? like a g-spot orgasm? there aren't a whole lot of chicks who can get off solely through vaginal stimulation in the first place, so if the g-spot orgasm is truly the only thing that sets off a squirter, that shit is rare as fuck.

    and no, not all chicks are capable of squirting. i guess there might be some that are and just are not aware of it, but i highly doubt that.
    Yeah, varies a lot by women, could maybe do it just vaginally with some women, most women need clit stimulation though.

    Coupled with the fact that women take FOR FUCKING EVER to come compared to men doesn't help matters. But you won't know if you squirt or not unless you have a g-spot orgasm, one girl I remember had normal clitgasms but when she had vagasms she would unleash the fury all over the sheets

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    just saying, since g-spot orgasms are not even possible for most women (yeah most), chances that she's a secret squirter are pretty slim based on that alone.

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    and rly women don't take that much longer to get off if you're doinitrite. 5-10 minutes depending on what kind of arousal level you started out on is absolutely doable. men are just kind of fucking retarded really often when it comes to manipulating a vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicomagiko View Post
    Thank god. I wouldn't know what to do with a squirter and the idea of washing/buying new sheets every time we fuck does not appeal to me.
    towels nigga. Or fuck on someone elses bed and let them clean that shit up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    fuck on someone elses bed and let them clean that shit up
    this. let's be real, you don't even really want to increase your own laundry output for some nasty leaky bitch. plus you can't just catch pussy seepage in a towel and throw that shit in the basket/hamper/corner unless you want to forget about it until your whole room smells like socks and asshole. that shit has to be handled expeditiously and everyone would rather do less work than more.

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    Y'all some ignut virgin motherfuckers you know that?

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    BUT THEY WATCH PORN DAY SO IT MAKES UP FOR EXPERIENCE RIGHT

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    oh another option is to dump her or just never see her again, whichever applies to your relationship status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    I'm with Ivve on this one, I don't think I will be having this girl over anymore. Besides other reasons, I sense a lot of crazy in this one.
    Also you're gonna give her a complex if she doesn't have one already.

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    Discipline her like you would a dog that pee'd on the carpet. If it happens again, rub her face in it until she learns

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    I fucking Lol'd

    But truth be told, i still would like to do a Squirter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    I fucking Lol'd

    But truth be told, i still would like to do a Squirter
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    This.
    Every man will always want to do a squirter... possibly until experiencing it.
    Depending on how they like it, probably will do it some more. Any dude who tells you they don't want to do a squirter is lying or already has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    I fucking Lol'd

    But truth be told, i still would like to do a Squirter
    Its kinda cool, you feel like you have really accomplished something.

    So the chicks that say its gross...he you ever squirted?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
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    This.
    Every man will always want to do a squirter... possibly until experiencing it.
    Depending on how they like it, probably will do it some more. Any dude who tells you they don't want to do a squirter is lying or already has.
    Its the surprise squirter that is awesome. At first it kinda freaks you out, then you realize what just happend, then you want to make it happen again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    Discipline her like you would a dog that pee'd on the carpet. If it happens again, rub her face in it until she learns
    lol'ed til it hurt

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    I read "lol'ed" as "lollied", it made that much more amusing. Also your new sig is fantastic and I feel I should comment on it.

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