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    y thank you

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    Yeah I like

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    it

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    alot?

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    I like it a lot.

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    I wanna touch it.

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    But I can't.

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    I hear that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shojin View Post
    Discipline her like you would a dog that pee'd on the carpet. If it happens again, rub her face in it until she learns
    I like this idea, but this girl likes that kind of stuff so that does not work to my advantage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
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    This.
    Every man will always want to do a squirter... possibly until experiencing it.
    Depending on how they like it, probably will do it some more. Any dude who tells you they don't want to do a squirter is lying or already has.
    The jury is still out for me, I can't make up my mind. Maybe I am just lazy and do not want to have to clean up that much after sex. At least thats the reasoning I use to cum in their mouths.

    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Also you're gonna give her a complex if she doesn't have one already.
    Not my problem but the next poor sap in line, yeah he may have some problems.

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    Also I would like to thank everyone in the last half of page two for redeeming the rest of Spam and showing why Spam is the best area on the forums.

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    Think of it this way Heian. How would you feel about it if you fucked her in a place where you didn't have to clean it up after? (like someone else's bed someone said earlier)

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    But see, how far do you go for it? When you have to be strategic about locations for having sex I think you need to reevaluate.

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    Nah.

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    You're all fucking retarded. How about just nut before that bitch does and there's no problem at all. Jesus christ fucking virgin motherfuckers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    You're all fucking retarded. How about just nut before that bitch does and there's no problem at all. Jesus christ fucking virgin motherfuckers.
    Does it suck to be bad at sex?

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    How about eatting her out and she squirts in your face? Reverse facial?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    How about eatting her out and she squirts in your face? Reverse facial?
    LOL. That would be crazy.

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    Just go piss on her bed and see how she likes it.

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    <3

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    And I don't know what this female orgasm business is all about.

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