Spam vs Advanced

[Sera]

this is like no contest
why not spam vs general
dont be a pussy

[Ryko]

Sister is hosting a party at my father's house. That's a dry party though so you get either 19 year old girls and no booze or booze and no 19 year old girls.

Of all the girls I'm close to, only 1 is likely to come. The others are all out of the country or already have plans.

Deal with it. It's not like if we go to NY its going to be any different. It'll just be a sausage fest at a Karaoke bar.

I'm going down there regardless sir. This sounds like it calls for a sitcomesque smuggling of people into a party.

[Sera]

im out gettin drunk

[Ryko]

You were tried, I'm past you as far as this weekend goes.

[Sera]

fuck you im into my second 2 liter bottle of wine

[Ryko]

That has nothing to do with anything.

[_chuchu]

is dat sum haiku?

[Sera]

oh, okay

[Ryko]

Well it doesn't,

[Sera]

oh okay

[Ryko]

Say that to my face

This saturday
In south joisey

[Sera]

i would rather die than go to south joisey

[Conrad]

:/

[Ryko]

i would rather die than go to south joisey

Honestly it's barely even jersey.

[Zane]

i would rather die than go to south joisey

South Jersey is pretty boring. North Jersey is pretty bad too. Central is where it's at!

Also, they don't say "joisey" in South Jersey, only North Jersey. You're thinking Newark.

[Tsutsumiko]

My house is more Heaven than South Jersey.

Hell, its even more Philly than South Jersey.

[Ryko]

I've been to edison, teaneck, princeton, new brunswick, and what is it, sicklerville? All I can tell is that I don't want to be near newark.

[_chuchu]

Also, they don't say "joisey" in South Jersey, only North Jersey. You're thinking Newark.

it was more satirical. get the fuck out

[Tsutsumiko]

I've been to edison, teaneck, princeton, new brunswick, and what is it, sicklerville? All I can tell is that I don't want to be near newark.

Yeah it's Sicklerville. This entire town sucks except my development.

And Skirk I'm not just saying that to be arrogant. You're fucking stupid if you think otherwise.

[Zane]

it was more satirical. get the fuck out

You do not know the loathing us non-Newark Jersey folk have for the butchered accent that Newark has branded us with. I can't say I'm from "New Jersey" in mixed company without the chirping of "Joisey" from every non-native Jersey...an?

I live in Trenton, and work in Princeton, and I never want to go near Newark either.