Cooking/food thread.

[Kiarax]

That's unsanitary.

[quannum]

Is throwing pasta against the wall is really the best way to see if it’s done cooking?- No, pasta will stick before it is fully cooked.

could just try eating a piece

[gamez]

Where the hell is the fun in that.

[_chuchu]

rather flick my spaghetti on the wall and try to catch it before it falls.

[_chuchu]

if it sticks, you have won the game.

[_chuchu]

sometimes I try to make a swastika outta the spaghetti I test on the wall

[Charismatic]

CHUYU, NO.

[gamez]

It's a swastika of friendship!

[Falisa]

My cooking consists of pulling up to a drive thru.

[kooja]

What the fuck is this bullshit? You talk about cooking pasta to al dente and then throw it in the sauce? You have relinquished your right to ever talk about how to make pasta and marinara correctly, faggot. You keep that shit separate because if you don't, the pasta will both be cooked further and absorb the sauce, killing its own flavor and texture.

Pasta gets strained. Sauce is finished. Put pasta on plate. Put sauce on top. That is how you do that shit. Any of this combining bullshit and you may as well buy fucking Chef Boyardee, because that's what you just made.

Are you fucking kidding me? I never said cook the pasta al dente and then finish it in the sauce, I said to not fucking kill it and finish it in the sauce. You finish the pasta in the sauce so the starch from the noodles can help the sauce bind to the noodles, the noodles are still al dente or whatever the fuck texture you want.

[quannum]

a wild swedish chef appears

[_chuchu]

CHUYU, NO.

ok

[Al CaPwn]

Yo

First off, I`m on vacation in Japan right now and its hard as hell to type on this keyboard so you`ll have to excuse my typing.

I made an account soley because this food thread lacks any variety..... I don`t know why squid would be so taboo to you. I can think of a lot more taboo shit to eat then that.

I was in Osaka a few weeks ago and I had 鯨 (whale) sashimi, bacon (whale bacon is Kiiiiiiiiiller) and tongue. Turtle doesn`t strike me as very taboo but the only place in the states that serves it in restaraunts with any consistency is Florida, and turtle is fucking delicious. Horse tastes pretty fucking awesome too. You wouldn`t even know you were eating horse unless someone told you. It tastes almost exactly like a good slab of Kobe beef. And in Japan you can order raw horse too, which tastes even better.

I don`t mean to come in degrading everyone who posted but.... seriously? This forum has some funny shit on it and all you talk about in your food thread is toast and BBQ sauce. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

[Bagel]

Oh my god I could go for some toast with BBQ sauce on it right now

[Bagel]

See, the problem is I have bread, and of course I have sauce, but I HAVE NO TOASTER

[kooja]

Are you eating your noodles and then eating the sauce? It's a single dish they go together.

[Kiarax]

You put them together on your plate. It ain't no rocket science.

[quannum]

noodles and sauce living together, MASS HYSTERIA

[quannum]

kooja is correct, fyi.

[Charismatic]

kooja, show these bitches how it's done