Real Thread

[Callisto]

My mom was in the Secret Service(before I was born).

[Shiroikage]

My shit is all fucked up.

[Zalius]

My shit is all fucked up.

man, itll get better doggy. you can put my wamoura avatar in your sig if you want man. right next to the heart.

[Kiro]

You guys aren't very open minded. You should respect other's beliefs as you wish yours to be respected. Real talk.

No, see, they aren't that kind of religious. They're the "IF YOU DON'T PRAY WITH US BEFORE DINNER YOU DON'T FUCKING EAT." type. The "Instead of going out to do something for 4th of July, we're going to sit in a fucking firetrap of a church basement and force you sing in a choir and dance!"

I refuse to respect cunts like that. If they kept their beliefs to themselves, that'd be fine. But they don't.

They're nuts.

NUTS

[Charismatic]

How hard is it to feign a prayer for some free food?

[Kiro]

Pretty hard when you ate beforehand.

[Kiro]

Plus, despite being black, they aren't too good at cooking.

Mind warped by all that "white savior" crap snuffed out their cooking skills I guess.

[Charismatic]

That is some sad shit... black folks that can't cook?
What is the world coming to?

[Mizango]

That is some sad shit... black folks that can't cook?
What is the world coming to?

Man for real, I didn't think that was possible. We wear our diabeetus proud, ya'll niggas slippin'.

[Dimmauk]

That is some sad shit... black folks that can't cook?
What is the world coming to?

Its like when you see a black guy that sucks at basketball.

When my family starts praying, I start eating. Then I get a dirty look from my wife, and I stop eating, hold hands, mumble a prayer, say Amen, then start eating again.

[Day]

The biggest surprise there is that you stopped eating for a second.

[Dimmauk]

The biggest surprise there is that you stopped eating for a second.

LOL. You are on a roll this morning! Congrats.

[Charismatic]

This is probably the only thread I told the complete truth in my whole time being here.
God damn, I am starting to realize how pathetic I have been. I needed a special occasion (or what I made out to be one) to be real with you guys.

I'm really only typing this because I want some sympathy, but what I am saying now is still actually truth. Normally I'd keep it to myself though.

[Charismatic]

I don't know why, but suddenly I want to be true to myself... the only thing is after all the lies I'm kinda scared of being called out on all of my shit.

As of this moment I'm willing to take that, I'll probably pussy out of this shit soon enough.

[Kuya]

That's why it's called the real thread bro.

[Charismatic]

Yeah, I've wanted to start telling the truth for a long time... but I've been kinda scared of being made fun of (lol, being made fun of over the internet should not be a big deal, especially since it happens anyway) and sometimes I lie to try to impress people.
I don't really know why since it doesn't even make me feel good.

[Kuya]

We here for you baby.

[Shiroikage]

I still haven't met my sympathy quota this month. Not speaking for everyone obviously, but I'm certainly not going to call you on anything.

[Charismatic]

I sure hope someone does, damn it.

[Shiroikage]

I stopped telling people to cowboy up when I couldn't cowboy up.