Real Thread

[archibaldcrane]

I'm not nearly as big a player as Miz or Davricle think I am.

I can't pick up girls at bars for shit.

I still fuck fairly frequently, and a vast assortment of people, but that's because I keep it real, not play some stupid bar games with drunken sluts.

Real talk.

[archibaldcrane]

Also, I'm moving out of my current apartment into a studio - living alone for the first time in my life at the end of the month. Part of the reason I'm doing this is because I found out that one of my current roommates fucked my ex-gf a week after we broke up.

She's the person I've cared most about that I've ever dated.

I didn't find out he fucked her until over 2 years later, because I stumbled upon a word doc list of all the girls he's fucked, while I was looking for porn on his computer. The shock was the worst single thing I've ever experienced.

I often think about murdering him in his sleep.

Real talk.

[Kuya]

That's real real talk.

[BRP]

Anyone know what it's like to have no people around you every day and still hear voices?
I do.

[Kuya]

And that is crazy talk.

[Conrad]

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less every day, and my friends are exacerbating this.

[Atreides]

I haven't gotten my car washed/oil changed more than 3x in the 4-5 years I've owned it and now all sorts of fucking lights are on but I just keep driving the shit everywhere cuz I'm lazy

[Kuya]

I see that dying of AIDS is not the only thing gays are good at.

[Atreides]

I didn't even know how to pump gas til I was 18, and the first time I got a speeding ticket I cried hysterically until the officer gave me a warning instead.

[Ksandra]

I didn't get my driver's license until I was in my second year of college.

I love to read and I'm not allowed in Barnes in Noble because I have yet to go inside one and come out without buying a book.

[Antithesis]

I didn't get my driver's license until I was in my second year of college.

I love to read and I'm not allowed in Barnes in Noble because I have yet to go inside one and come out without buying a book.

Who the fuck goes into Barnes and Nobles to buy books?

[Ksandra]

Who the fuck goes into Barnes and Nobles to buy books?

I live in socal, land of chainstores

[_chuchu]

Nerd.

[_chuchu]

What kind of books do you buy aside from gardening

[Atreides]

the only reason anyone goes into barnes & noble is to cruise guys or take a shit when you're too far to make it home D:

[Kuya]

Incidentally, the bathrooms near my school's library are the cruisiest place i've ever seen.

[Atreides]

what happens if you have to poop and/or if someone makes a stank ass poop while you're in there with another guy?

[Kuya]

Then don't go to the cruisiest place in the area.

[Kuya]

Saturdays in the uni are also super cruisy. Middle aged men all over the place looking for teenagers to fuck. Partly why i don't go to the uni on saturdays anymore.

[Atreides]

i bet if I wasn't gay I'd purposely not shit for a week and then go in there and (literally) shit on everyone's parade