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    Tell Ivve

    To ditch her dumb bitch neighbor and come party with me tonight

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    Ivve, ditch your dumb bitch neighbour and go party with Sera tonight.

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    See, even Kia wants you to

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    It's a labour of love Ivve, what don't you understand!?

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    Ivve, I think you'd be happier with Sera. I'm going to have to agree here.

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    She was supposed to babysit some dumb neighbor's brat and there's a HUGE birthday party tonight that she definitely needs to come to... I told her to tell the neighbor that I broke my leg and she needs to come help me

    So she tells the neighbor and the neighbor is like noooo you have to ditch your sick friend so I can go outtttt. She even said to get my cancer patient grandma who had chemo today to take care of me (which is actually the true part btw, my gran actually does have chemo today) instead so Ivve could still babysit her kid so she could go out. I say if you wanna go out so bad you should have NOT REPRODUCED.

    I think she's a fucking cunt, survey says?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    See, even Kia wants you
    Oh ya.

    And yeah, she sounds like a cunt. Ditch the bitch Ivve, you know it's the right thing to do!

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    also Ivve hates kids so I am clearly the better option

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    what are the chances Ivve cheats on her husband while out partying with sera?

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    with me? pretty high

    except I have permission from her husband to touch her
    get at me boys

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    no not with you, with some suave ass richmond brother in a velour outfit or Jordan track suit.

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    Ivve, go party with Sera and take alot drunk pictures.

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    nahhh bro
    maybe a sweater vest tho

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    poidh is the only right way to approach this.

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    aww now her husband bein' all gay and saying she can't ditch to party

    come on guys ivve needs to party, how do i handle this

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    ill come party if you leave your man at home. sup

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    i always leave my man at home? he hates bars

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    i have mad fraternity brothers that live in the Hate-0-4, we can show you how to really get it done

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    Get Ivve to make him babysit the runt if he thinks ditching isn't a good idea.

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    Kill her husband and the bitch wanting her to baby sit. Take bets on how long the baby will fend by itself until it dies also.

    Live happily ever after

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