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  1. #21
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    Just tell her husband that you wear the pants in the relationship and that if he ever wants to see more then 2 boobs in his life that he shouldn't be such a buzz kill.

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    apparently he and the cunty neighbor's husband work together

    and they're both at work tonight

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    Hook her husband up with the chick going out to party, leave him and her with the kid. Smuggle Ivve off to Italy.

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    RIGHT HE'S TOTALLY COCKBLOCKING ME

    GOD I AM SO MAD AT THIS

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    Mad enough to post nude pics of yourself on internets? Because that would really show how mad you are

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    I think

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    I can't make her miss hanging out with her friend she hasn't seen in 2yrs to go out. That would be pretty shitty and you know that will come back on me

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    dude you told her my LEG was broken

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    and she was like w/e i wanna go out

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    um youve only seen sera like once in the last 20-whatever years old you are

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    Say you'll baby sit the baby then go out and party anyway

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    that's cunty
    didn't even offer to try to find someone else

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    Take the baby out partying with you

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    Blow job bribes always work on me. Tell your men that you will give him a BJ for a kitchen pass to go out and party.

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    this thread went from being good to being awful

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    this thread went from being good to being awful
    I blame your sweater vest.

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    lol, she'd rather have the neighbor's company than yours... dissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    I blame your sweater vest.
    i am a man of wealth, taste, and excellent posts. stop shitting up what used to be a good thread.

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    I know right thats what it sounds like Chari, i am so sad

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    something something Jersey something Saturday

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