Tell Ivve

[Krye]

Ivve is lying so she doesn't have to hang out with you

[Sera]

aww is that what your "friends" do to you krye

[Ryko]

It's not really cunty of the neighbor all things considered since the truth is you're lying to get her to ditch a child.

[Ryko]

And considering how much I hate kids and how much I don't hate you, that's purty bad.

[Krye]

Have fun drinking alone

[Sera]

It's not really cunty of the neighbor all things considered since the truth is you're lying to get her to ditch a child.

i disagree, because though we are lying, ivve hates kids and the neighbor didnt KNOW ivve was lying. Furthermore, she suggested my chemo patient grandmother look after me instead and didn't even OFFER to LOOK for another person.

Cunty. I'm not saying i'd feel the same way had she said "lemme try to find someone else" and then failed at it, its that she was like "no, you need to diss your sick friend so you can watch my brat so i can go out and get plastered."

Like I said, don't fucking have kids

also krye, i'm going to a birthday party, i won't be drinking alone
but the smart money says you will be, like you do every night

[Ivve]

yeah i'm kind of in agreeance with sera. to be fair, i'm pretty sure she knew i was lying because i'm not a particularly skilled liar. that and she told me her shit was guaranteed to be fucked if i had to bail because i was her last option anyway; she came over here to ask me to take the kid last night at like 9pm because everyone else she knew/trusted to watch her rugrat fell through i guess. so at that point she just begged me to see if there was anyone else at all that sera could call and i just felt too shitty about ditching her to go party to actually go through with it.

also she seemed like she was super afraid to say i was her last ditch option and kind of made this awkward saving throw with a quick "well i just hate to bother you every time i need someone to watch him," but i know it's because last time i had him i said cockstick in front of him and he kept saying it all night. if i were her, i would have just been pleased that he was taught a bad word that required that much enunciation.

[Conrad]

cockstick

redundant

[Sera]

frankly if a bitch told me i was her last choice to watch her kid i'd probably tell her to choke on a cockstick

just sayin, it's not really a complimentary thing to say

[Sera]

oh i was your last choice? ain't that about a bitch, have fun taking your kid to chuck e cheese instead of going to whatever bar you were gonna karaoke at you fat piece of crap, next time shut your legs or fucking get a babysitter ahead of time, maybe consider like actually PAYING a real one, you douchecanoe

[Ishido]

you might be taking it the wrong way, it might be that she doesn't want to inconvenience you so she only asks if she can't get anyone else

you're just looking for a reason to not like her

[Sera]

imo she just sounds like a desperate cheapskate who doesn't wanna pay a babysitter to watch her brat

[Ivve]

redundant

honestly i noticed that i just put "cock" out there too late and tried to adapt it into something he might not latch onto but it didn't work. plus the person i said it to laughed at me so it was pretty much lose/lose/lose. well, that last one was really me losing face by teaching some person's kid a bad word, but if it had worked and genuinely made me no longer an acceptable sitter then that would have been a win.

[Conrad]

I taught my then-4 year old cousin how to say "you suck" accidentally, my uncle thought it was hilarious but as soon as his wife heard him say it his entire demeanor changed. Bitches need to grow a sense of humor

[Sera]

genuinely made me no longer an acceptable sitter then that would have been a win.

that's what you need to do tonight, teach this cunt a lesson

i want that kid going home with like 5 new words

[Ivve]

i assume it's pretty embarrassing for your little kid to be busting out all sorts of cuss words and phrases at the wrong times.

[Ivve]

i'm hoping i can get him interested in wall-e. do kids like this shit? i don't even know how old he is, how young can they be and still understand movies?

[Sera]

How old is he? We need to figure out how many syllables he can handle easily.

[tyven]

teach him to say 'sit on my face' to every woman he meets

[Sera]

also, the fuck at that cunt being pregnant and going out partying? she already dropped him off and wont be back til 11? what could a pregnant bitch possibly do for that long