I caught my dad with my GF...

[Shenrien]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg

[AoE]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[killerx]

what the fuck is this shit

[Not Kuno]

Wow. A++ for you, good sir.

[Blabj]

I lol'd.

A++ would read again.

[archibaldcrane]

I approve of this thread. Well played.

[Pirian]

This was pretty fucking funny

[Tekki]

needless to say my GF got turned off.


i admit, i chuckled

[Jaybar]

Spam is ->

lol'd still. (Not saying this is trash, though)

[Vandole]

really funny.. but..
Bagel Bites - Order of the Blue Gartr

[Shenrien]

Spam is ->

lol'd still.

; ; this isn't spam, this is a real life issue!

[Zigma]

seriously....?

I caught my dad with my GF!

[Beckwin]

*slow clap*

well-done!

jaybar, vandole, shut the fuck up. digg articles preserve integrity.

[Klutz]

You sir, win five internets on this evening.

[killerx]

I can't say i didn't laugh pretty hard but i really thought i was in spam lol

[Furion]

Ahahah nice job Xd

"small white, petite thang, cooks for me" - Awesome.

[Teffy]

This doesn't belong in spam, it was actually funny.

[finalwolf]

good read

I put my wiener in my GF just a few minutes ago, and now it has blisters all over it and it's turning black and peeling. Is that a problem?

[Jaybar]

*slow clap*

well-done!

jaybar, vandole, shut the fuck up. digg articles preserve integrity.

lol'd pretty hard at this.

[Vandole]

*slow clap*

well-done!

jaybar, vandole, shut the fuck up. digg articles preserve integrity.

its copypasta, and spam