Dear CIA

[Elites]

I'd like to sign up for the program. I'll do whatever it takes to save American lives.

[Pikarya]

k

[Darkslitter]

Step 1:

You should occupy yourself by not posting in spam.

[tyven]

right now a cia agent in india is watching your girlfriend take a fat dick

[Elites]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...son-bourne.jpg If the CIA can help me become this, i'd kill my gf to save America.

[Pikarya]

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...son-bourne.jpg If the CIA can help me become this, i'd kill my gf to save America.

Too bad the US government is too fucking stupid to ever conceive such a simple and intelligent plot.

[Kiro]

Gonna have to agree w/ Elites.

Fuck all y'all if I can be a Bourne.

[Charismatic]

thirding

[guartz]

James Bond > Bourne

You know it's true.

[Kiarax]

I hate Matt Damon but Jason Bourne was fucking rad.

[Kuya]

seconded the post that might also be a fourth therefore i am probably fithing

[guartz]

Why James Bond is superior to Bourne.

1. Harder
2. Better
3. Faster
4. Stronger

[Tymon]

Why James Bond is superior to Bourne.

1. Harder
2. Better
3. Faster
4. Stronger

Why Bourne is superior to James Bond.

1. American
2. Acceptable teeth
3. America
4. The United States of America

[Kiro]

Bond v Bourne would be no contest. Bond is a damn spy who can brawl and take a bit of a beating and get random pussy.

Bourne is a goddamn lunatic. Have you seen the car chases in the Bourne movies? Have you seen how much pain that cracker can take and STILL not pass out or go into shock? FUCK BOND, BITCH. BOURNE > All of Mi6.

Bourne will be in your house while you sleep if you do not agree.

[guartz]

Bond v Bourne would be no contest. Bond is a damn spy who can brawl and take a bit of a beating and get random pussy.

Bourne is a goddamn lunatic. Have you seen the car chases in the Bourne movies? Have you seen how much pain that cracker can take and STILL not pass out or go into shock? FUCK BOND, BITCH. BOURNE > All of Mi6.

Bourne will be in your house while you sleep if you do not agree.

You forget Bond's secret power.

Bullets miss him. He can take out people with single, quick, strikes.

but mostly bullets miss him.

[Kiro]

Bourne does not kill with bullets.

At first I was kidding but now that I think about it I don't remember too many people in the Bourne movies killed by a gunshot from him.

[guartz]

Bourne does not kill with bullets.

At first I was kidding but now that I think about it I don't remember too many people in the Bourne movies killed by a gunshot from him.

Thats it though, Bourne is all about brute strength and aggression. Bond is all about finesse.
But here is the catch. Bourne isn't tougher then Bond.

Bond ran through a wall.

[Kiro]

Bourne got shot and fell 10 stories into a river and swam away never to be found.

Bourne spies on high level CIA members in CIA offices.

Bourne sneaks into CIA Director offices, calls them, uses their voice to get into their safe and steal classified documents. Then TELLS them he's in their office.


Bond chases bomb makers through construction sites. Not very efficient.

Bourne would have blown up said construction site while the bomb maker was still running through it.

[Kiro]

Your argument is now dead.

[hagun]

Bond gets more ass than Bourne can ever imagine.

Nuff said.