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    TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER

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    I beg to differ, sir.


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    Wtf you can't compare a tank to hand-to-hand. :\

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Wtf you can't compare a tank to hand-to-hand. :\
    you don't seem to understand.

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    MacGyver could beat Bond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    MacGyver could beat Bond.
    This is true, since he allied himself with the Tok'ra and Asgard.

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    The only thing bond has going for him is that he's got a suit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    The only thing bond has going for him is that he's got a suit
    and a tank

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    and a bleached anus

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    homeboy is gay

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    Bond is a better driver than Bourne, plus he has sweet one-liners after he fucks a bitch or kills someone.

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    Spy movies will never be good until they make one in which there is absolutely no love interest.

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    I wouldn't call the girls Bond sleeps with "love interests". Perhaps you meant booty call?

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    I'm not safe on my island
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    homeboy is gay
    Also, this is true. Why else would he sleep with so many women?

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    Bond wins.

    Bond wants to fight, kick ass and fuck bitches.
    Drinks to excess > Manly
    Fucks > Manly
    Fights at the drop of a hat > Manly
    Gambles to excess > Manly
    Drives tanks > Manly
    Flies planes > Manly
    Car of choice is an Aston Martin > Manly


    Bourne does not.
    Whines about his past > Gay
    Fights only when provoked > Gay
    Slap fights most of the time > Gay
    Car of choice is a random Euro POS > Gay
    IS MATT DAMON > SUPERGAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    I wouldn't call the girls Bond sleeps with "love interests". Perhaps you meant booty call?
    Name one bond movie you watched where the main female character didn't make you roll your eyes and sigh.

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Name one bond movie you watched
    damn, you got me.

    seriously though, i haven't seen much of this franchise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnakai View Post
    Bond wins.

    Bond wants to fight, kick ass and fuck bitches.
    Drinks to excess > Manly
    Fucks > Manly
    Fights at the drop of a hat > Manly
    Gambles to excess > Manly
    Drives tanks > Manly
    Flies planes > Manly
    Car of choice is an Aston Martin > Manly
    Is British > Gay

    Bourne does not.
    Whines about his past > Gay
    Fights only when provoked > Gay
    Slap fights most of the time > Gay
    Car of choice is a random Euro POS > Gay
    IS MATT DAMON > SUPERGAY
    Is American > Manly

    I added something you missed.

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    Bourne doesn't want to fight in the 1st movie, because he has no fucking clue what's going on. 2nd movie he's all, "I TOLD THEM WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY DIDN'T LEAVE US ALONE!", and then his girlfriend got blasted upside the head. So he wanted to fight in #2. 3rd movie, I dunno, he was tying up loose ends and that skinny white bitch just wouldn't bugger off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Spy movies will never be good until they make one in which there is absolutely no love interest.
    Does Taken count as a spy movie? If so, that one.

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    Ivve, if you watch Bond movies, watch the older ones and the newest ones.

    It's like Batman movies in a sense, anything from the late 90s is fucking horrible by comparison, it has the same amount of luxury cheese. Newest 2 are far more 'realistic' by movie standards. Last 3-4 sucked, older 30 billion Bond movies at least you got what you went to see, a Bond flick with some obscure shit and an awesome Villian.

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