I beg to differ, sir.
I beg to differ, sir.
Wtf you can't compare a tank to hand-to-hand. :\
MacGyver could beat Bond.
The only thing bond has going for him is that he's got a suit
and a bleached anus
homeboy is gay
Bond is a better driver than Bourne, plus he has sweet one-liners after he fucks a bitch or kills someone.
Spy movies will never be good until they make one in which there is absolutely no love interest.
I wouldn't call the girls Bond sleeps with "love interests". Perhaps you meant booty call?
Bond wins.
Bond wants to fight, kick ass and fuck bitches.
Drinks to excess > Manly
Fucks > Manly
Fights at the drop of a hat > Manly
Gambles to excess > Manly
Drives tanks > Manly
Flies planes > Manly
Car of choice is an Aston Martin > Manly
Bourne does not.
Whines about his past > Gay
Fights only when provoked > Gay
Slap fights most of the time > Gay
Car of choice is a random Euro POS > Gay
IS MATT DAMON > SUPERGAY
Bourne doesn't want to fight in the 1st movie, because he has no fucking clue what's going on. 2nd movie he's all, "I TOLD THEM WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY DIDN'T LEAVE US ALONE!", and then his girlfriend got blasted upside the head. So he wanted to fight in #2. 3rd movie, I dunno, he was tying up loose ends and that skinny white bitch just wouldn't bugger off.
Ivve, if you watch Bond movies, watch the older ones and the newest ones.
It's like Batman movies in a sense, anything from the late 90s is fucking horrible by comparison, it has the same amount of luxury cheese. Newest 2 are far more 'realistic' by movie standards. Last 3-4 sucked, older 30 billion Bond movies at least you got what you went to see, a Bond flick with some obscure shit and an awesome Villian.