My mother just asked if I'd consider her a one night stand

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 05:57

Rhetorically, either way It definitely got one of those "wut" responses.

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 05:58

Now she asked me if I knew what the kama sutra was.

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 05:59

This follows her mentioning that she got porked hwile I was out of town on my birthday and her asking questions about how wrong it is if the guy is married.

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 05:59

She's devoutly religious.

**Cairthenn** · 2009-07-01 06:01

She's just testing god, give it a week or two.

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 06:02

I'd rather she test god without scarring me emotionally.

lol @ emotions, I dont have those.

**Ryko** · 2009-07-01 06:02

Except paranoia
And fear
and anger

Lots and lots of anger.

**Beckwin** · 2009-07-01 06:13

ok krye

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-01 06:26

Well then

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-01 06:26

I feel a little bit scarred just reading this.

**Brill Weave** · 2009-07-01 06:27

ok krye

Bam Beckwin fires the second shot from the grassy knoll.

**gamez** · 2009-07-01 06:32

If it makes you feel any better, she probably bounced and squeeled like a banshee.

Don't feel too bad though.

**Heian** · 2009-07-01 07:19

Originally Posted by Beckwin

ok krye

He's got ya on that one Paul.

**Beckwin** · 2009-07-01 07:24

I'm kinda worried about him. I mean threads about life sucking, feeling bad about himself, and not being able to get girls to go to his sausage-fest brawl parties...

next he's gonna take up hard drugs and move in with Heian, who brings home hot bitches every night.

this forum can't handle two kryes

**Charismatic** · 2009-07-01 07:24

So, you gonna just hit it & quit it or what?

**Charismatic** · 2009-07-01 07:26

Also, is your mom hot?

**Yojoyochenjo** · 2009-07-01 07:50

Yeah, she's pretty hot. And tell her not to think of it not so much as a one night stand, but more like an audition. One she failed. Miserably.

**Mizango** · 2009-07-01 08:37

Originally Posted by BrillCS

Bam Beckwin fires the second shot from the grassy knoll.

lol

**Alleya** · 2009-07-01 09:59

Originally Posted by Ryko

Except paranoia
And fear
and anger

Lots and lots of anger.

So you're devoutly religious too?

**Mizango** · 2009-07-01 10:26

Originally Posted by Alleya

So you're devoutly religious too?

Well played lol.

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