My mother just asked if I'd consider her a one night stand

[Ryko]

I'm kinda worried about him. I mean threads about life sucking, feeling bad about himself, and not being able to get girls to go to his sausage-fest brawl parties...

next he's gonna take up hard drugs and move in with Heian, who brings home hot bitches every night.

this forum can't handle two kryes

Found some green hair dye, but I didn't want to look like broccoli. The being paranoid or angry thing is nothing new, but I guess expressing it is very kryeish.

[Ryko]

I'm not weird for finding that line of questioning just odd though, right?

[Dimmauk]

Found some green hair dye, but I didn't want to look like broccoli. The being paranoid or angry thing is nothing new, but I guess expressing it is very kryeish.

You would look like a black Hulk with green afro. Kinda scary.

[Ryko]

Especially considering theyre obviously loaded.

[Dimmauk]

Those are kinda weird questions, but she apparently values your opinion. I would keep your friends away from her for a while though.

[Ryko]

She's pretty exceptional at doing that herself.

[Mizango]

Cougar on the prowl? From me to you, don't tempt fate my nigga. I mean keep it gangsta and get yo Oedipus Rex on for real.

If its good enough for royalty then it should be good enough for you.

[Mizango]

Trust me, whats good for the goose is equally good for the gander.

Just sayin'.

[Mizango]

I got dat feelin', dat funkey feelin'... ur mommaz poon itz in yo mouf...


I hope you don't mind, let me clear my throat.

[Ryko]

Cougar on the prowl? From me to you, don't tempt fate my nigga. I mean keep it gangsta and get yo Oedipus Rex on for real.

If its good enough for royalty then it should be good enough for you.

Nah nigga. All in all I'm kind of entertained by the idea that she's probably being a homewrecker.

[Dimmauk]

She totally saw the dick thread.

[Mizango]

Well to be fair it's probably God's will.

[Ryko]

All things work together for good to those who love God, sir.

[Ryko]

Checking through the rest of these posts it's funny how people think Beckwin caught me especially good with the krye line as if he didn't just rehash something he said like a week or 2 ago. I don't think I've made a life sucks thread, except the one where I used it to bash the dumb faggots who accuse people of dick riding just because they have no discernably good personality traits of their own, which coincidentally is the exact thread where Beckwin used the line before.

TL;DR niggas are late.

[Mizango]

Niggas be hatin'. It's elementary, my dear Watson.

[Day]

Checking through the rest of these posts it's funny how people think Beckwin caught me especially good with the krye line as if he didn't just rehash something he said like a week or 2 ago. I don't think I've made a life sucks thread, except the one where I used it to bash the dumb faggots who accuse people of dick riding just because they have no discernably good personality traits of their own, which coincidentally is the exact thread where Beckwin used the line before.

TL;DR niggas are late.

You were doing good till you went back to the butthurt. Shoulda just rolled wit it homie......................

[Ryko]

yeah jealousy or something, Idk bro.

So what should I make or order for lunch

[Dimmauk]

I'm surprised nobody replied with the classic "Lets get off of Ryko's Mom, I know I just did".

[Ryko]

You were doing good till you went back to the butthurt. Shoulda just rolled wit it homie......................

QQ

Beckwin and I are bound by contract to call eachother out on shit, sry. It's become nature.

[Day]

I'm surprised nobody replied with the classic "Lets get off of Ryko's Mom, I know I just did".

You just did moron