First Alleya to post in this thread wins

[Ikith]

Rules:

Alleya rocks

[Conrad]

ok

[Day]

No one has EVER done this before how original etc...

[Alleya]

I win!

[Charismatic]

in this thread

[Day]

in this thread


HUR HUR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK

[Day]

FACKOT

[Ivve]

FACKOT

let's just make up words in the rest of this thread. they must be similar to existing words.

[Charismatic]

let's just make up words in the rest of this thread. they must be similar to existing words.

Let's nautt

[Day]

That was a pretty good one I think. Rolls off the tongue just like I like it.

[Ivve]

PENIX

[Ivve]

that kind of sounds like a penis repellent product.

[Ivve]

you know what a real penis repellent product is? vagisil. pile your shopping cart full of that and try to troll for dick in the frozen pizza aisle, see where it gets you.

[Day]

When used on lardqueens it's 100% effective.

[Conrad]

gladudos

[Day]

you know what a real penis repellent product is? vagisil. pile your shopping cart full of that and try to troll for dick in the frozen pizza aisle, see where it gets you.

I'd go for the vagisil over that "wtf is wrong with my pussy" checker thingy thats out now.

[Ivve]

not that i've done that or anything. it would have been purely accidental if i had forgotten to cover the box with a bag of pork rinds though.

[Ivve]

I'd go for the vagisil over that "wtf is wrong with my pussy" checker thingy thats out now.

true true, but i'd still be worried about the yeast content if i were a dude. tampons and pregnancy tests would also raise my eyebrow but not be nearly as effective as penix.

[Ivve]

gladudos

i'm not a doctor or anything but i think you may need to have your gladudos drained.

[Dimmauk]

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