better hurry up and text your girlfriend some more she needs attention to keep her legs open
Oh don't worry, we're on the phone.
god you're pathetic
i bet you got your lunch money stolen in high school
wait no you brought a lunch box because you're that kind of geek
no one wants the shitty sandwich your whore mom made and by the way she didn't cut off the crusts because you're such a failure and not worth it
glad to see she didn't waste any effort in raising such a piece of shit kid
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How did you know?
because your whore girlfriend told me about how much of a cunt you were as a kid but that's the only part i caught as i don't listen to women for more than 5 seconds because i do it right
are you still friends with your ex girlfriends sex buddy? must be awkward to be buds with a guy who railed your ex girlfriend huh? god you are such a fucking failure lol
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Also, she was my ex-fiancée.
Hey, sweet. She's on her way over to fuck.
But I guess that makes me the loser right?