To Dimm

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:23

Now you're not a really bad guy but your posts often do blow choad so I'm going to give you this tip. When people tell you that your posts shitty or hate on you, it's not a joke and it's probably not a bandwagon. I'm a nice guy in general, but I'm pretty irritable lately. I don't think I've been hating on you but if I did, there's probably a good reason because your posts are pretty shitty. Besides that fact, I don't like calling people out on being shitty when they're being shitty because I don't like doing that. That's not me. Plus, I'm not sure if someone's being shitty or if it's just the fact that I've been a tad irritable with the shit going on in my life lately.

If someone calls you out on that and I join in, it's certainly not because I'm hopping on the bandwagon, but it's probably a sign that you are actually a pretty shitty poster and I just didn't want to call you out on it because I wasn't particularly sure whether you just had the misfortune of being the irritating flavour of the moment and I don't like being confrontational to begin with. If somebody calls you out on being a horrible poster, I'm definitely going to chime in some support. It's probably not a joke, and it's probably just a sign that a lot of people think you are horrible but just don't want to be the first person to say it. It's not really people trying to be cool, most people who come out of the woodwork to hate on you probably do actually think that you're pretty bad.

This is probably the best tip you're going to get. Like I said, you're not a bad guy, and you could probably be less shitty if you tried. Just don't get all defensive. You can't act as if you don't care about what people think if you're going to come post here anyways. You aren't even provoking interesting responses if your goal is to troll and if you don't care about what people think in relation to what you say, the best idea is to just lurk because it doesn't affect you one way or the other.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:23

And that... is some real shit.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:26

This is probably true of anyone who is too new or too shitty to have a hate bandwagon that is either a joke or a running joke.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:29

Some of the longstanding hate bandwagons are also from the heart. They're not all jokes. Seno, Ohai, and Vandole really are terrible.

**Howard Roark** · 2009-07-02 05:32

I don't have dimm on ignore, and that's really the best I can expect of a general-convert/dual citizenship

**Howard Roark** · 2009-07-02 05:34

ohai thinks that by acting like an asshole he is trolling somebody, but meanwhile he is trolling about as much as a parent hitting their kid in the grocery store

it's just awkward and it's not impressing anybody

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:36

When I was a kid, my dad once told me not to "act like an asshole" when I did something I have long forgot. That advice has kind of stuck with me through life even if I am sometimes an asshole, and my dad definitely is an asshole his own share of times.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:36

IIRC, I wasn't even being an asshole.

**Howard Roark** · 2009-07-02 05:42

you know what's worse than 4-5 stupid teenagers horseplaying near you?:
- them doing it in another language
- an annoying language
- on a subway platform
- too close to the edge
- one dude is in a full nelson and obviously too weak to get out of it/intimidate the others into this never happening to him
- the other guys are laughing
- there's a hot chick near them who must be as annoyed as I am, for some reason this makes it worse

every single details annoys me like you wouldn't believe

because what are they gonna say to me, when someone falls on the track/gets hit by the train, delays my train or I gotta see the mess

don't they see how annoying and inconvenient that would be for me?

assholes.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:43

This is what I'm talking about.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:43

They need someone to tell them not to be an asshole in their formative years.

**Howard Roark** · 2009-07-02 05:44

also my mom was dismayed and somehow surprised at how sincerely I do not like people

I was annoyed that she was surprised

**Cairthenn** · 2009-07-02 05:44

The obvious solution is to push them off yourself, that way it's not as much an inconvenience as it is you telling them how much of a complete waste of space they are.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-07-02 05:46

Originally Posted by Howard Roark

also my mom was dismayed and somehow surprised at how sincerely I do not like people

I was annoyed that she was surprised

Somewhere along the line I became a misanthrope too.

**Cairthenn** · 2009-07-02 05:46

Say he jumped, rumors will spread, and in the end you're still your own hero.

**Howard Roark** · 2009-07-02 05:48

actually I think that's where Canadians and most other cultures differ:

Canadian: don't be an asshole (in public)
American: I have the right to be an asshole and so do you and I will defend your right to the death to do so
Most Other Cultures: I'm an asshole? what did I do -- hold on a sec, I'm throwing rocks at my sister

**gamez** · 2009-07-02 05:50

Your dad gave you good advise Shiroi;
My dad told me to go hug ladies in the grocery store and ask them to be my new mommy. Or go strip the yellow paint off the middle of the busy roads for a dollar.

**Day** · 2009-07-02 08:19

Dimm your shit is all retarded.

**Ragnell** · 2009-07-02 08:58

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

Now you're not a really bad guy but your posts often do blow choad so I'm going to give you this tip. When people tell you that your posts shitty or hate on you, it's not a joke and it's probably not a bandwagon. I'm a nice guy in general, but I'm pretty irritable lately. I don't think I've been hating on you but if I did, there's probably a good reason because your posts are pretty shitty. Besides that fact, I don't like calling people out on being shitty when they're being shitty because I don't like doing that. That's not me. Plus, I'm not sure if someone's being shitty or if it's just the fact that I've been a tad irritable with the shit going on in my life lately.

If someone calls you out on that and I join in, it's certainly not because I'm hopping on the bandwagon, but it's probably a sign that you are actually a pretty shitty poster and I just didn't want to call you out on it because I wasn't particularly sure whether you just had the misfortune of being the irritating flavour of the moment and I don't like being confrontational to begin with. If somebody calls you out on being a horrible poster, I'm definitely going to chime in some support. It's probably not a joke, and it's probably just a sign that a lot of people think you are horrible but just don't want to be the first person to say it. It's not really people trying to be cool, most people who come out of the woodwork to hate on you probably do actually think that you're pretty bad.

This is probably the best tip you're going to get. Like I said, you're not a bad guy, and you could probably be less shitty if you tried. Just don't get all defensive. You can't act as if you don't care about what people think if you're going to come post here anyways. You aren't even provoking interesting responses if your goal is to troll and if you don't care about what people think in relation to what you say, the best idea is to just lurk because it doesn't affect you one way or the other.

For those with short attention spans:

tl;dr Lurk moar, we ain't playing when we say you're a shitty poster, aint bandwagon shit.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-07-02 09:02

I love you guys. Thanks for the dedication. Also.....shitty.
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