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    Police: Woman stashes squirrel in cleavage

    I'm surprised this hasn't been posted.

    NBC2 News - Police: Woman stashes squirrel in cleavage

    Squirrel jumps out of woman's cleavage during police interrogation | thelondonpaper.com

    etc...

    "POLICE in Ohio got more than they bargained for when they interviewed this woman – she had a baby squirrel stuffed down her top!

    The furry rodent made a dash for freedom during an interview with detectives, and the incident was caught on CCTV.

    It can be seen suddenly appearing from inside the woman’s top, almost managing to make it out of her cleavage before its escape is thwarted. The woman can then be seen to hold the squirrel firmly in place throughout the rest of the interview.


    Detective Warren Mackey said he was stunned. "No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room," he said. "I kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."

    Mackey added: "I really didn't know what to say."

    It seems that the woman wasn’t fazed by the appearance of her furry friend, calmly collecting the little critter and popping it back into her cleavage.

    The woman was not under arrest at the time and was being questioned as part of an ongoing murder trial."

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    So what else did she have in there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wop View Post


    Detective Warren Mackey said he was stunned. "No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room," he said. "I kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."
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    lol, I really digg this topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wop View Post
    "I kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."
    Like a boss.

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    For freedom!

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    lol @ the video of the cop being all straight edge... idk how uptight you are, i don't see how anybody couldn't laugh at seeing something as random and foul as that. & it's of a cat playing the piano, your talking like you have never seen that before? blasphemy!

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    I misread the topic title as "Woman squashes squirrel in cleavage" at first. Was expecting something more depressing.

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    nice find, wop lol

    i like the clips in the end.

    python in the guy's pants, and the live birds in the dude's pants. jesus.

    "hey baby. would you like to touch my python?"

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    If Peta cares about Obama killing flies, when will they whine about this?

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    Squirrel should have chosen a better looking woman to store it's nuts !

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    Oh Ohio, we're full of retards. . .

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